Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

JoBloJoBlo

Zombie’s T-Rex poster!

Sporting perhaps the best tagline in the history of posters, Rob Zombie has thrown up a promo poster for his mysterious TYRANNOSAURUS REX – which is scheduled to come out next summer – on his Myspace page. Obviously, it looks...
JoBloJoBlo

Cannibals in trouble?

Interesting, albeit brief, news for you CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST fans out there. Our buddies over at Icons of Fright were at the Fangoria convention this past weekend in NJ (I was going to go, but had last-minute crap come up; yeah,...
JoBloJoBlo

Hostel 3 is go!

A few months ago, Eli Roth said that he was “bled out,” and was moving on toward safer, more family friendly pastures (and I personally don’t think its a bad idea for him to switch things up). With that in...
JoBloJoBlo

1st Mirrors poster!

Here is the first poster for Alexandre Aja’s MIRRORS, which we’ve been writing about a lot the last couple weeks. In the film, coming at us AUGUST 15, a mall security guard becomes wrapped up in a mystery involving a...
JoBloJoBlo

New Donkey Punch poster/stills

It’s DONKEY PUNCH mania over here recently – and I don’t mean in that way… Okay, in that way too, but I’m also talking about the very intense-looking horror flick, which is beginning to pick up some serious buzz… Today...
JoBloJoBlo

House/Dead is Funny!

In a move that seems both inspired and unnecessary, Lionsgate will re-release Uwe Boll’s infamous HOUSE OF THE DEAD in a “Funny Edition,” reports Shock Till You Drop. Straight from the source: Uwe Boll has signed off on this director’s...
JoBloJoBlo

Brolin Escapes?!

This is PURELY a rumor, understand that, but it’s a good rumor, one that works for me, so I’ll run it… Coming from a French Spielberg fansite is the gossip that JOSH BROLIN might strap on the eyepatch to play...
JoBloJoBlo

New Mummy 3 trailer!

Although Rob Cohen said on his blog that the full MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR trailer would premiere on his site – as well as in theaters with WANTED next Friday – it would appear as though it has...
JoBloJoBlo

A Lohan in Troll?!

Here’s a nice big WTF?! for you all: According to E! Online, Ali Lohan – yes, the little sister – has auditioned for the part of young Eunice St. Clair in John Buechler’s TROLL remake. Now, I know it sounds...
JoBloJoBlo

Jane’s Mutant poster!

Raw Studios, a production company founded by Thomas “Asskicker” Jane and Tim Bradstreet, has just tossed up a promo one-sheet for their upcoming sci-fi actioner MUTANT CHRONICLES – just don’t ask me when this movie will see the light of...
Load more articles