Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Dorian Gray returns

Ben Barnes, currently waving a sword around in that NARNIA movie apparently no one’s very excited about, is stepping into the shoes of another well-known literary character: Dorian Gray. Yes, it’s been announced that we’ll get an updated version of...
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1st Punisher poster!

UGO looked in their mailbox today and found themselves a very pretty little present, the lucky sonsofguns!: the bullet-riddled teaser poster for PUNISHER: WAR ZONE. (Click on the above image to see the whole shebang!) Here’s the broad synopsis for...
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Mother/Tears theaters!

We got a nice heads-up from the Weinstein Company telling us where their summer release THE MOTHER OF TEARS will be hitting, starting on June 6. Even though the film has been getting very, very mixed reviews (check out Arrow’s...
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Kilmer Thawed

I also could’ve gone with “Iceman Thawed” for the headline but ah, what the hey. “Iceman” himself, Val Kilmer, has found himself in THE THAW, a monster movie from director Mark A. Lewis. Co-starring alongside Kilmer will be uber-cutie Martha...
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Lynch/Herzog’s Son

Finally we’ve got ourselves a horror project without all the familiar names we’re constantly seeing around here (no offense to some of those wonderful peeps, of course). MY SON, MY SON is a project being developed by two of filmdom’s...
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Fringe posters

A blog called FUTURE ON FOX has posted five teaser posters for the upcoming J.J. Abrams show FRINGE, which will take a little X-FILES, a little TWILIGHT ZONE, some ALTERED STATES, toss them all together in a blender and hope...
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Piranha’s FX guy…

Fangoria discovered something a teeny bit cool in a recent Variety article about PIRANHA 3D, which will be directed by Alexandre Aja from a script written by himself, Peter Goldfinger and Josh Stolberg (GOOD LUCK CHUCK?!?!) and Gregory Levasseur. Seems...
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TF2 in 3D!

Talk about putting a bow on a pile of feces (not a real saying, but use it if you like). Buried in a newsletter put out by Dolby (2008 Showest edition; peep a screenshot to your right) is the revelation...
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Full Wolfman synopsis!

ShockTillYouDrop got its grubby hands on the official synopsis for Universal’s THE WOLFMAN, which is currently filming in London under the direction of Joe Johnston. As if you didn’t know, it stars Benicio Del toro, Anthony Hopkins, Hugo Weaving, and...
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Another Twilight?!

Good lord they’re already remaking TWILIGHT! The end is truly nigh! This is the end-time that we all foresaw but never wanted to – oh wait, it’s just a different project called TWILIGHT. My bad. It just seemed so feasible...
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