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Cool Videos: The 80s Bully

Posted 16 years ago

Oh, 80s. Thirty years later and you somehow still find ways to linger about, more so than any other decade! (Imagine if the 30s were hot again, and we all wore derby hats, but instead of looking like douches we’d...

Are you a woman? Are you smoking hot? Then you’re probably up for the love interest in Transformers 3

Posted 16 years ago

Whether or not Megan Fox got canned or legitimately walked away from explodinare Michael Bay and his rock ’em sock ’em robot sequel TRANSFORMERS 3, the fact is that the hot but talky brunette is now gone. What does that...

Will Emma Watson and Logan Lerman know The Perks of Being a Wallflower?

Posted 16 years ago

Did you realize that Emma Watson hasn’t done any other live-action feature apart from the Harry Potter films? It just sort of hit me and it’s weird. But, that may no longer be the case… According to Variety, the young...

Details on the whys and hows the interesting Nottingham became the dull Robin Hood

Posted 16 years ago

I’m sooo mad. SOOO MAD. As an avid fan of filmmaker Ridley Scott, I’m frankly just furious that ROBIN HOOD turned out to be, by pretty much all critical accounts, such a huge disappointment. But why was that? Former colleague...

Disney princesses get drawn with the intention of giving you a hard-on

Posted 16 years ago

You know, this is the second news item in a little under a week where I mention having an erection in the headline. I should be utterly, utterly ashamed of myself… But, c’est la vie! The slow news morning has...

Larry David returning to his New York roots with Curb Your Enthusiasm’s 8th season

Posted 16 years ago

After what’s now been seven seasons of tremendous work from Larry David and his comedy CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM while being a denizen of the City of Angels, the experimental HBO series will now be taking its eighth (and presumably last)...

Inappropriate Golden Books: Artist Josh Cooley’s R-rated movie drawings for kids!

Posted 16 years ago

Remember Little Golden Books? Well, Pixar story artist Josh Cooley (who also wrote and directed the UP spin-off short GEORGE AND A.J.) has reappropriated and… inappropriated them for a book he’ll soon be publishing called Movies R Fun, part of...

Wu-Tang Vs. The Golden Phoenix trailer is a throat chop of martial arts excellence

Posted 16 years ago

Not to be confused with The RZA’s THE MAN WITH THE IRON FIST (which is said to be more modern like BLADE), The RZA’s WU-TANG VS. THE GOLDEN PHOENIX is old school Shaw Brothers through and through. The low budget...

“I’m F*cking Matt Damon” director to helm Desperados with Isla Fisher?

Posted 16 years ago

Ready for DESPERADOS? A film that’s being described as “a female-oriented THE HANGOVER”? That actually doesn’t sound bad, what with Universal looking to make this a potential star vehicle for Omanian hottie Isla Fisher. Toss in a few more choice...

Cool Videos: Toy Story 3 – Inception

Posted 16 years ago

Man, I really wish someone would smash together two of my most anticipated movies of the year… Why, Mike Eisenberg of ScreenRant, you did just that? Bless you. As this article’s title already basically tells you, the video below is...

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Christopher Nolan Movies Ranked: Where Does The Odyssey Land?

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We rank all of Christopher Nolan's movies, up to and including his latest release, The Odyssey!

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Every Live-Action Spider-Man Movie Ranked: Which One Is the Best?

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From 2002 to 2026, we're taking a look at every Live Action Spider-man film and ranking them. Let's see how they stack up!

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Evil Dead Burn’s Mid-Credits and Post-Credits Scenes Explained (SPOILERS)

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Evil Dead Burn features two post-credits scenes that tease the franchise's future. We break down what it all could mean.

Ryan Gosling is Ghost Rider. Here's what the Nicolas Cage movies got right, what they got wrong, and what Marvel should learn for 2028

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Ryan Gosling’s Ghost Rider Can Learn From What the Previous Movies Got Right (and Wrong)

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5 Underrated Sam Neill Movies Every Fan Should See

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While best known for the Jurassic Park movies, there was much more to Sam Neill than Dr. Alan Grant. Here are five killer performances you can't miss.

Cool Videos: The 80s Bully

Are you a woman? Are you smoking hot? Then you’re probably up for the love interest in Transformers 3

Will Emma Watson and Logan Lerman know The Perks of Being a Wallflower?

Details on the whys and hows the interesting Nottingham became the dull Robin Hood

Disney princesses get drawn with the intention of giving you a hard-on

Larry David returning to his New York roots with Curb Your Enthusiasm’s 8th season

Inappropriate Golden Books: Artist Josh Cooley’s R-rated movie drawings for kids!

Wu-Tang Vs. The Golden Phoenix trailer is a throat chop of martial arts excellence

“I’m F*cking Matt Damon” director to helm Desperados with Isla Fisher?

Cool Videos: Toy Story 3 – Inception

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