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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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Top 10 H.P. Lovecraft Horror Movies!

Jake Here’s one for ya: what’s your favorite HP Lovecraft story? Now, what’s your favorite horror movie based on a Lovecraft tale of terror? Is your answer one in the same?! Well, we ask because just yesterday the killer news...

The Test of Time: Cemetery Man (1994)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

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Glass (Movie Review)

READ MIKE SPRAGUE’S TAKE ON THE FILM HERE PLOT: Mr. Glass’ (Samuel L. Jackson) nefarious plot pits superhuman David Dunn (Bruce Willis) against Kevin Wendell Crumb (James McAvoy), a super-villain with 24 different personalities. REVIEW: So what happens when you...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Body Snatchers (1993)!

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...
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Top 10 Blind Genre Movie Characters!

Jake Said hot damn! When we shot Susan Bier’s BIRD BOX atop our Top 10 Must-See Genre flicks of the Winter a few weeks back, we had no idea Netflix would have a bona fide global hit on its hands....

The Test of Time: eXistenZ (1999)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...
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Top 15 Horror Movies to See in 2019!

Jake If you had to boil it down to one choice, what’s your number one most anticipated horror flick of 2019? Well, instead of our normal Top 10, we’ve got a fortunate farrago of Top 15 horror flicks we’re dying...

The F*cking Black Sheep: New Year’s Evil (1980)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

New Year, New You (Movie Review)

PLOT: Three women who used to be high school best friends invite a fourth, who is now an internet celebrity, to a New Years reunion party. She has no clue what awaits her! REVIEW: Following a pair of thinly stretched...
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