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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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Top 10 Best Horror Movies of 2018!

Jake For all the f*cking marbles folks, what was your favorite horror movie of 2018? For me personally, there’s only one definitive answer on the tip of my tongue, but we’ll let you scroll down below to unearth that bad...

The Test of Time: Christmas Evil (1980)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Dead End (2003)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...

Pooka! (Movie Review)

PLOT: Struggling actor Wilson Klaus (Nyasha Hatendi) lands a gig in Hollywood portraying the mascot for the hottest new Christmas toy doll in town, Pooka. One problem: the costume is turning Wilson into a malevolent entity he cannot control. REVIEW:...
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Top 10 Horror Celebs to Follow on Instagram!

Jake Straight up, who’s your favorite celebrity follow on Instagram? Better yet, what IG horror icon do you keep the closest daily tabs on? Fill us in below! Because, frankly, the question isn’t so simple. It turns out the all...

Mortal Engines (Movie Review)

PLOT: On a post-apocalyptic Earth, rolling metropolises called Predator Cities rules the land. When Hester Shaw (Hera Hilmar) gets a chance to avenger her mother’s death, she risks her life to halt a global war. REVIEW: So, what do you...

The Test of Time: Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)

We all have certain movies we love. Movies we respect without question because of either tradition, childhood love, or because they’ve always been classics. However, as time keeps ticking, do those classics still hold up? Do they remain must see?...

The F*cking Black Sheep: Deadly Blessing (1981)

THE BLACK SHEEP is an ongoing column featuring different takes on films that either the writer HATED, but that the majority of film fans LOVED, or that the writer LOVED, but that most others LOATH. We’re hoping this column will...
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Top 10 Most Anticipated Genre Flicks of Winter 2019!

Jake Holy hell, another winter abounds already? Each year seems to go by faster and faster doesn’t it? I tell ya, that’s the scariest shite of all right there… But here’s to putting that heavy Turkey-day hangover behind and looking...
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