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U.K. quad poster for Piranha 3-D gives us beer, legs & bikini tops!

We’re now less than three weeks until Alexandre Aja’s hyper-gruesome PIRANHA 3-D masticates theaters. As such, Dimension just unrolled a new U.K. quad poster for the joint…so if you like top-dropping, beer-toting hotties about to get their ass chewed to...
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Darren Aronofsky’s Black Sawn gets December release date

To those lucky enough to be attending this year’s Venice Film Festival, we now know you’ll be getting to see Darren Aronofsky’s ethereal chiller BLACK SWAN exactly 3 months before the rest of us! You see, Fox Searchlight today has...
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More hotties from Piranha 3-D give us some NSFW flashing!

You know, after eagerly anticipating the release of Alexandre Aja’s ocean of blood in PIRANHA 3-D, I’m actually starting to reel it back a bit. After-all, what will I do when the film comes and goes, and my task of...
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