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Two more laughable character posters for Twilight: Eclipse

Lord help us. I know many believe David Slade’s attempt at ushering in droves of wan, teenage malcontents may be the darkest entry of THE TWILIGHT SAGA yet, but if these two new character posters from ECLIPSE are any indication…this...
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First image from Jon Favreau’s Cowboys & Aliens is here!

I’m not quite sure what to make of Jon Favreau’s family friendly genre romp, COWBOYS & ALIENS. Sure it has a fun sounding high concept, with cool actors like Sam Rockwell, Harrison Ford and Daniel Craig, not to mention the...
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Megan Fox dumped: will not be returning in Transformers 3?

UPDATE: According to PEOPLE, the dame left cause she wanted to, an I quote: “Megan Fox will not be starring inTransformers 3,” reps for the actress, 24, tell PEOPLE. “It was her decision not to return. She wishes the franchise...
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Another uninspired one-sheet for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Don’t know how it happened. I switch shifts with Walkuski one time and now I’m somehow the de facto TWILIGHT coverer. Whack! Be that as it may, it appears yet another uninspired one-sheet for TWILIGHT: ECLIPSE has premiered over at...
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Jemaine Clement added to cast of Men in Black 3D

Strike one up for the kiwi! To me, Jemaine Clement (seen right) will always be one half of the comic duo known as The Flight of the Conchords. Yes, I know dude has been toiling in indie flicks since his...
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