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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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No Right Turn on DVD

Four People. Four Different Paths. One Intersection. Such is the tagline for the indie thriller NO RIGHT TURN, a flick that’s been languishing in distribution hell for the better part of 2 years (our last post on the flick was...
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Wonderful Afterlife trl

Just a week ago our man Eric W. told you about the comedic horror piece IT’S A WONDERFUL AFTERLIFE being added to the Sundance roster of 2010. Well, with less than a month from festival commencement, we now have a...
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Dan O’Bannon site open

Let’s face it, not many losses in the horror/sci-fi realm this year were bigger than Dan O’Bannon. Here’s a man who crafted a bounty of some of our all time favorites, whether it be hashing out scripts for DARK STAR,...
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Green Monster screening

Save for a DVD review from our man Ryan Doom less than a month ago (see it HERE), it’s been more than a year since we had anything regarding Nolan Ball and Bryan Roberts’ aptly titled creature feature THE GREEN...
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Cool Legion online game

Two LEGION blurbs in one sitting equals a f*uckin’ party! And if y’all are lacking in yuletide frivolity, check a fresh new online game you can play at the official LEGION website (over THIS WAY) where you can slaughter all...
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Galaxy orbits Psych 9

Now here’s a well timed story if I do say so myself! With merely a week gone by since we had a host of new stills (and a poster) for Andrew Shortell’s PSYCH 9, word has hit (via Variety) that...
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Legion G.Novel trailer

Just the other day a first poster for Scott Stewart’s PRIEST hit the ether, and as cool as it looked, let’s not sleep on Stewart’s other Holy Shittier Than Thou flick LEGION, which aims to convert theatergoers January 22, 2010....
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New Wonderland art

With a March 5th release date fast approaching, Apple has just issued a sweet looking new art piece for Tim Burton’s rendering of ALICE IN WONDERLAND (which you can cop a better look at HERE) While featuring all the same...
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Better 1st Eclipse still

Let it be known I am none too thrilled about breaking this story. I haven’t now, nor ever have, the desire to see emo-teenie boppers cream over a wan, dopey looking leading man with more mood-swings than a damn manic...
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Night and Fog a film?

I can’t front, when I hear or read the title NIGHT AND FOG, all I can think of is the indelibly depressing Alain Resnais Holocaust documentary made back in 1955. That shite’s no summer picnic! So as you can imagine,...
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