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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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District 9 postcards

With the calendar about to flip for good, all of us around these parts (and film fans/critics alike) are hashing out our top films of the year. And while we focus primarily on horror and sci-fi flicks, with some ass-kicking...
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Basement promo art/syn

So Asham Kamboj’s new film BASEMENT looks like a fun little piece of horror indulgence. I mean, when you have six friends who are lured into an underground basement for a sinister experiment, only to see which of the group...
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Circle of 8 @ B.Buster

Did y’all catch any or all of that pretty creepy looking interactive web-series CIRCLE OF EIGHT? If you did, please feel free to rifle some shells below and tell us what the hell the verdict is. For those who missed...
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Necrosis DVD date

Eons it seems since we last had an update for Jason Robert Stephens’ claustrophobic winter flick NECROSIS, but alas, we actually have a legit DVD date for the flick. And that date is…wait for all you stoners…4/20!!! Yup, you read...
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Kick-Ass red band trl

Though not something I’d immediately deem AITH material, seeing how my wiser, much longer tenured colleagues have thrown the Nic Cage action comedy KICK-ASS some love, I thought…what the hell, why not mix a drink and joint the bash?!? After...
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First Frozen trailer

Just a few days ago we saw a groovy looking first poster for Adam Green’s sociological thriller FROZEN, and if you thought that shite was aces, get ready to be seriously amped. Why? Because an official first trailer for the...
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King’s N graphic novel?

With another year coming to a close, one thing remains a constant. Stephen King is not only our premiere horror scribe; the dude only seems to get more prolific with age. So I guess it comes as little surprise when...
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Priest teaser poster

Between LEGION and PRIEST, longtime visual effects man and directorial convert Scott Stewart looks to restore all things terrifying to the world of piety. Not that that world needs help mind you, but damn, this dude ain’t f*ckin’ around, as...
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Violent Blue trailer

Looks like we finally have a trailer for Gregory Hatanaka’s disturbing drama VIOLENT BLUE, about the unlikely convergence of the lives and obsessions of a group of strangers one L.A. summer. And you know what…if you thought the filmmaker’s prior...
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Hardware 2 script online

Are you by chance a fan of Richard Stanley’s 1990 horror/sci-fi mind-bender HARDWARE? If you are, looks like a tidy little X-mas package has arrived early, as the script for HARDWARE II: GROUND ZERO has hit the inter-web and is...
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