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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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Twilight nude for PETA

Just to make things clear, this is could very well be my first and last TWILIGHT news briefing. And it’s hardly news at that. What we have here is none other than end-of-shift, slow news day indulgence. But you know...
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P.A. tops $100 million

It’s official. The flick once crowned the scariest movie of all time is now the first R rated thriller to broach the $100 million dollar box office barrier in the last decade. Quite a feat for first timer Oren Peli...
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Creepy Phobia 2 trailer

I’ll just come out and say it. I’m a huge fan of the recent string of bone-tingling Asian ghost pictures. Whether it’s the original MIRRORS or more popular J-horror outings like RINGU, when done well, there’s really nothing more effective....
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Rambo V retooled

So a couple months ago we reported an updated plot synopsis (replete with awful poster) for RAMBO V, one in which pitted our boy Sly with an odious looking genetically engineered man-beast. And we all had a good laugh. Well,...
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A bunch of Red Velvet

Damn. We’re creeping up on a whole 2 years since we offered some production stills of Bruce Dickson’s out-and-out slasher flick RED VELVET. So it’s only right that, despite the flick being out on DVD already, we update and bombard...
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Savage red band trailer

Damn, what’s with the never-ending spate of revenge flicks in the last few years (ever since KILL BILL, really). Well keeping the trend alive and well is Brendan Muldowney’s Irish revenge picture SAVAGE, and now we have a legitimate red...
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Noxon inks Fright Night

Some late breaking news has sprung out of The Hollywood Reporter, and is has to do with DreamWorks’ reimagining the 1985 horror/comedy FRIGHT NIGHT. Looks like a writer has officially been attached, and that person is none other than longtime...
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House of Devil dvd art

Since amassing early raves for his 3rd feature film, Ti West’s slow burning fright-fest HOUSE ODF THE DEVIL has seen unanimous praise for his film wane in the last few weeks (check our boy Ammon’s review HERE). Not like the...
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Apartment 1303 deets

With the American Film Market wrapping up today (Nov. 11), all kinds of cool details are surfacing for under the radar horror flicks. And one is called APARTMENT 1303, an English language remake of the 2007 Japanese title (directed by...
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Saw VII 3-D release date

With what’s become as a predictable calendar marker as Halloween itself, Twisted Pictures has announced that, despite relatively paltry returns on a 6th edition, SAW VII will be slated for an October 22, 2010 release date. And will be done...
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