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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

Likes: Film, Books, Words, Writing, Rhyming, Football (49ers, Lions), Basketball, Wiffle ball, read more Womens Gymnastics, Movies, Music, Underground hip-hop, Reggae, 50s and 60s R&B, Cinema, Alcohol (vodka, rum, whiskey will do), Beer, John Madden football, Scrabble, Clue, Crossword Puzzles and Word Searches, Horror flicks, Saved by the Bell, Married With Children, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Tales from the Crypt, Motion Pictures, Michelle Pfeiffer, Paul Newman, Jack Nicholson, Ellen Burstyn, Scorsese, the Brothers Coen, Mexican Food, Italian Food, Cats, The Color Green, The Beach.

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2nd Alice poster/quad

Just yesterday our man Jared shot you all a glimpse at the highly colorful, wildly imaginative first poster/quad for Tim Burton’s ALICE IN WONDERLAND. He even threw in a supersize-able second photo, which as you can see above, is an...
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New Avatar videogame trl

It’s creeping up on a whole 48 hours since I last gave my requisite dose of AVATAR reportage. Cold turkey I thought I could go, but such is clearly not the case. In fact, I’m switching gears a bit and...
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Dollhouse foreclosed

For the apparent handful of you glued to Joss Whedon’s Sci-fi/action TV series “Dollhouse,” I’m afraid some bad news has come down the pike. After two seasons and consistently downward spiraling ratings, the show has been officially staked in the...
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Dahmer vs Gacy trailer

What’s a good way to diffuse the gravity of some of the most heinous real life serial killers? Lampoon their character in a funny ass send up, that’s how! And we can all thank cinematic jack of all trades Ford...
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Milla a Winter Queen?

A long ass time ago a project said to be helmed by Paul Verhoeven called THE WINTER QUEEN was in the works. It was a dark period piece thriller set to star Milla Jovovich. Well, after seemingly vanishing off the...
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A Grip of Road stills

With only a couple months left in the year, John Hillcoat’s stark adaptation of Cormac McCarthy’s THE ROAD is easily in the top two or three flicks I want…check that, need to see before the calendar rolls. And as a...
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Cool After.Life stills

After lamenting the fact we haven’t heard much lately on the Agnieszka Wojtowicz-Vosloo star-studded horror film AFTER.LIFE, our man Eric W threw some plot & poster love for the film at you all a couple weeks ago. Well, now we...
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Clash of the trailer

Keeping the trailer news theme alive and well for the day, it seems we’ve just locked a new teaser-trailer for the Louis Leterrier remake behemoth CLASH OF THE TITANS, which looks to bludgeon audiences come March 26, 2010. In the...
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Trailer for The Final

There’s really no denying high-school is hell. But when you base a flick around a bunch of pissed on pariahs who seek gory revenge, high school can be a hell of kickass time! And Joey Stewart’s new adolescent horror story...
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Road Train trailer

I gotta admit, I’m quite partial to the piercing horror coming from the land down under. Whether it’s austere Aussie outings like WOLF CREEK or the over the top Kiwi dread of something like DEAD ALIVE, I’m a true fan....
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