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Premiere: Bleeding

THE BLEEDING stars Michael Matthias, Michael Madsen and one of the producers of the film. READ MY THE BLEEDING REVIEW HERE So last week I was lucky enough to be invited to attend the red carpet festivities leading up to...
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Review: The Bleeding

PLOT: After being left for dead following the brutal murder of his parents, a hardened ex-Army ranger named Shawn Black (Michael Matthias) turns to a debauched, alcoholic priest (Michael Madsen) for answers. Upon learning of his destiny as a “Slayer”,...
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Wiseman goes Nocturne

Perhaps in the wake of the global economic meltdown, studios are welcoming disaster tales and apocalyptic musings with open arms. And Fox isn’t exempt from such a trend, as THR posits that the studio has just bought an untitled pitch...
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Del Toro’s Hobbit cameo

So a few days ago we caught you up on some sweet deets regarding Guillermo del Toro’s daunting forthcoming task, THE HOBBIT. We learned the dude was set to show much more of Gandalf’s exploits, something largely omitted from the...
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Chain Letter gets sent

Don’t you just love the robust capitalism on display at the American Film Market? Why if you didn’t, how the hell would cool looking flicks like Deon Taylor’s CHAIN LETTER ever get a day in court? Okay, so I’m sure...
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1st 30 days still

Boy oh boy, it’s stories like these that truly plaster a perma-grin on my ugly mug. I mean, when you have a tattered, blood drenched hottie wielding a knife almost as large as herself – what more do you really...
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Another Avatar TV spot

Looks like I’m the official plug-boy around these parts for James Cameron’s AVATAR, his ambitious follow up to the most financially successful film all time (hint: the damn boat sinks!) While we think it’s only fair to spare you of...
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McAdams in Spidey 4?

Here we go! Just as Sam Raimi’s SPIDER-MAN 4 spins into production, rabid fan-boy message boards and overpopulated chat-rooms (are chat-rooms still in existence?) are all atwitter regarding casting decisions. And why wouldn’t they? After-all, Raimi has locked such revered...
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Full Tortured trailer

You know, it’s been quite awhile since we shared with you footage of Robert Lieberman’s gory revenge flick THE TORTURED. Well, time to pop a beer (or a juice box for all you under-agers) and rejoice, as we now have...
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Another Wolfman poster

Mere hours ago we shared with you all an elegant yet chilling new poster for Joe Johnston’s lycanthropic horror tale, THE WOLFMAN. Well, feast your eyes on yet another fresh take (via AICN), this time showing the man-beast in question,...
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