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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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2 Neighbor teasers!

Hot off the presses is a pair of startling teaser-clips for Robert A. Masciantonio’s new horror/thriller NEIGHBOR. The COLD HEARTS director returns to the horror genre ten years after his initial foray, this time setting his tale of terror smack...
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2nd Book of Eli trl!

Damn I love it when Gary Oldman plays a villain! TRUE ROMANCE, LEON, THE FIFTH ELEMENT – this guy always finds a way to bridge the cool with the deleterious. Well we can further look forward to such a role...
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The Fields bts!

Tara Reid and Cloris Leachman in the same damn picture? Good mother-effin’ grief! Such is certainly the case in Tom Mattera and David Mazzoni (THE 4TH DIMENSION) new thriller THE FIELDS, currently filming in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Here’s the skinny: THE...
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More Avatar videogame!

A couple weeks back we gave you all a glimpse into what the new Ubisoft videogame for James Cameron’s upcoming AVATAR looks like. It was a cool behind the scenes examination of the intentions behind the game, how they were...
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Cirque Du clip!

I really don’t know what to make of Paul Weitz’s genre hodgepodge CIRQUE DU FREAK: THE VAMPIRE’S ASSISTANT. On one hand, it’s bound to star the consistent hilarity of John C. Reilly, in wacky makeup and Meatloaf haircut no less....
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Halloween 3-D halted?

According to Nikki Finke over at Deadline Hollywood (and recently confirmed by director Patrick Lussier), swift movement on The Weinstein Company’s (TWC) HALLOWEEN 3-D has resulted in temporarily halted production. The nature of low-budget genre fare, sequels in particular, is...
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6 Caprica posters!

Extending the reign of action packed terror to the cosmos is the new Syfy series “Caprica”, starring Eric Stoltz, Esai Morales, and Alessandra Torresani (seen below). And now thanks to the peeps over at io9, we have a stable of...
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Scary Good Film winner!

So a couple weeks back we informed you all of a cool little festival where the folks behind Halloween Horror Nights and the Chiller Channel teamed up to award this year’s cream of the horror-short crop. Well now we have...
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Killer Klowns screening!

If this were for almost any other flick, it’d be the kind of story I’d sweep under the rug quicker than Mike Jackson’s medical report. As it stands, a pretty kick-ass midnight screening of KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE is...
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Audrey’s Door book/trl!

In a rampant digital age where print is teetering on the brink of obsolescence, it seems a new trend of shooting trailers for upcoming books has been somewhat catching on. A decent idea I suppose, even if contrary to the...
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