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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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Kusama/Weisz horror?

With demonic-cheerleader flick JENNIFER’S BODY set to take a bite out of theatergoers this weekend, director Karyn Kusama has hinted her next project will be cut from the same cloth as Cronenberg’s halcyon “body-horror” films. Co-writing the potential project, Kasuma...
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New Antichrist trailer!

If you were to ask me the sole horror flick I anticipate most this year, I’d be hard-pressed to go anywhere else but Lars Von Trier’s ANTICHRIST. The polemic new picture from the Danish auteur is catching a flurry of...
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Frankenweenie a-go-go!

With perhaps the silliest title since HOPE FLOATS, perennial goth-filmmaker Tim Burton has ascertained his follow up project to ALICE IN WONDERLAND. He will indeed embark on FRANKENWEENIE as his next project, one also newly slated for a 2011 theatrical...
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Vote Horror/Nights films

In the lead up to this year’s awesomely promising Halloween Horror Nights, Universal Studios has partnered with the Chiller channel to crown the best (“Scary Good”) horror-short from a submission pool of over 100 competing films (which range from 90-180...
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Del Toro dares Disney!

A pretty cool news brief flew out of Disney today, one claiming that A-list filmmaker Guillermo Del Toro (HELLBOY, PAN’S LABYRINTH) has joined forces with the entertainment-conglomerate to form a new production company called Disney Double Dare You. With news...
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Rock & Shock 6 dates!

Some kickass news has hit for all you Right Coasters, the 6th annual Rock and Shock Horror and Music Festival has just locked a secure lineup and event date. Billed as the ONLY east coast music/horror fest, Rock and Shock...
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Gutterballs 2 poster!

Courtesy of the officially launched website for Plotdigger Films, we now have a fuc*in’ hilarious look at the poster for GUTTERBALLS 2. The flick, a sequel to Ryan Nicholson’s 2008 grue-sodden GUTTERBALLS, is said to go a little something like...
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First Imago poster!

From first timer Chris Warren, co-writing a script with Mel House (CLOSET SPACE, WALKING DISTANCE) – comes a new psychological horror flick called IMAGO, about a young girl named Jennifer desperately searching for her disappeared brother. Harboring a secretive past,...
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WB nixes He-Man plans!

A bit of super sad news for all us ardent fan-boys and those filled with cheese-ball ‘80s nostalgia. According to Variety, Warner Brothers and Mattel have dissolved their ties to bring the beloved TV series (and 1987 film) MASTERS OF...
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Whiteout premiere pics!

So the new Kate Beckinsale/Dominic Sena (SEASON OF THE WITCH) picture WHITEOUT is being revealed to be, aside from a few conventions here and there, hardly a horror film. And even at that, the flick is catching some pretty tepid...
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