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Favorite Movies: Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Silence of the Lambs, Jaws, Black read more Christmas (1974), Friday the 13th (1980), Return of the Living Dead, Halloween (1978), Last House on the Left (1973), way too many to list (in the horror genre alone, not to mention out of genre film) Non-Horror: Stand By Me, Lonely Are the Brave, Lost in Translation, Rushmore, Blue Velvet, The Elephant Man, Sling Blade, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Ghostbusters, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Harold and Maude, The Treasure of Sierra Madre, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, and on and on and on and mothafu*kin on

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Excl: Troll casting tease!

It’s fairly well known in the horror community that John Carl Buechler (CELLAR DWELLER, FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VII: THE NEW BLOOD) is poised to remake his own 1986 fantasy-horror outing TROLL. Well, after recently sitting down with the man...
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Survival/Dead at Venice

As if George A. Romero needs more medals on his mantle, his newest zombie ode SURVIVAL OF THE DEAD holds the lone distinction of being the only horror film in competition at the Venice Film Festival. Well, at least not...
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The Road delayed longer!

Well, in a bit of news about as surprising as Charlize Theron’s perpetual onscreen griminess, John Hillcoat’s adaptation of Cromac McCarthy’s novel THE ROAD has fell victim to yet another release date pushback. The post-apocalyptic tale of a father-and-son wandering...
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Chan-wook Park’s next

With the jury still largely out on Park Chan Wook’s new vampire take THIRST, the South Korean visionary is wasting no time forging ahead with future projects. The OLD BOY director has reportedly (Star News) shown interest in remaking the...
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Paramount Activity?!?

Micro-budgeted indie horror darling PARANORMAL ACTIVITY, a haunted house tale produced for a paltry $11,000, has just been picked up by Paramount following its successful screening at the Telluride Film Festival. Largely Oren Peli’s sole creation (he wrote, directed, edited,...
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New Stepfather pics!

Longtime TV yeoman Nelson McCormick, who tried his directorial-hand with last years PROM NIGHT, is back with his new horror-thriller THE STEPFATHER. The flick, a semi-remake of sorts, centers on a young man named Michael (Penn Badgley) returning to his...
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Devil House screamfest!

Horror wunderkind Ti West, the writer and director of such genre fare as THE WICKED and THE ROOST (as well as the upcoming CABIN FEVER 2: SPRING FEVER) is back with his latest foray into the macabre. He’s now dwelling...
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Rambo vs. monster!

So after a turning 63 years old and being caught with a grip of HGH vials, what do you do for an encore? You go back to the jungle and slay some goddamn mutant panthers, that’s what! All kidding aside,...
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Growl one-sheet!

With perhaps the most outlandish first name we’ve ever had the good fortune to report on (Uwe Boll doesn’t count, does he?), Sxv’leithan Essex (better known as Scully) is poised to write and direct his highest profile project to date....
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More Tranny pics!

From the brothers Hillenbrand (Scott and David), the filmmaking siblings behind such glorious b-movie schlock as KING COBRA and DEMON ISLAND, soon comes their latest horror lampoon TRANSYLMANIA. As our resident pimp Eric Walkuski noted, the flick will bombard audiences...
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