Jared Pacheco

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Favorite Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Die Hard. Halloween. American Psycho. Orange County. read more Mallrats. Accepted. The Crow. Grind. Wicker Park. Smokin Aces. TMNT. Running Scared. Freddy Vs Jason. Scream. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. London. A Night at the Roxbury. Dude, Where's My Car?. A Knight's Tale. Serendipity. Garden State. Live Free or Die Hard. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Beerfest.

Likes: Movies. Women. Alcohol. Boston Red Sox. New England Patriots. Horror Movies. read more My bed. Budwesier. Rock. Rolling Stones. Italian Food. Portuguese Food. Females. Sleeping. Girls.Napping. DVDs. Weed. Food.

Bane & Batman are front & center in two new stills from The Dark Knight Rises

Posted 15 years ago

With Christopher Nolan’s THE DARK KNIGHT RISES less than 7 months away it should be expected that the media train for this shite will be on full throttle any day now. I’m already starting to lose count of the DARK...

A&E’s Bag of Bones two-parter heading to DVD this March

Posted 15 years ago

Well folks A&E’s two-part mini-series based on Stephen King’s BAG OF BONES has come and gone without so much as a whimper. Actually from what I saw the thing scored a mixed bag of reviews with the general opinion leaning...

Brad Anderson replaces Joel Schumacher in serial killer flick The Hive

Posted 15 years ago

I wouldn’t say he’s one of my favorite directors but I’ve got no problem admitting that when I see Brad Anderson’s name attached to a project it immediately catches my attention. So with that being said it should come as...

Critically panned 1966 genre flick Manos: The Hands of Fate getting a sequel?!

Posted 15 years ago

You guys ever hear of a flick called MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE? Nah me either. It seems we’ve lucked out in missing this one because apparently it’s one of the worst movies ever made! Hey I’m just passing along...

New horror web-series Jessa Kill stars a sexy zombie-killing cheerleader!

Posted 15 years ago

Alright so we all love zombies here at AITH. And it should go without saying that we all love ourselves some sexy cheerleaders as well. So what do you get when you take a sexy cheerleader, suit her up as...

Creepy horned dude front & center on newest Six Degrees of Hell poster

Posted 15 years ago

Earlier this month Marcey did us all a solid by giving us a look at some new stills from ‘the scariest flick of 2012’ SIX DEGREES OF HELL. Now here I am to give you all a look at the...

Is the highly anticipated sequel Piranha 3DD hitting UK theaters after all?!

Posted 15 years ago

Just yesterday news began floating around these here interwebs that John Gulager’s PIRANHA 3DD would be heading straight to DVD in the UK. I know, horrible horrible news, right? I’m pretty sure I heard the entire country groan in unison...

Did Rooney Mara’s role in A Nightmare on Elm Street almost make her quit acting?!

Posted 15 years ago

It’s no secret that Rooney Mara is currently tearing up the screen in David Fincher’s THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO. Hell she’s even up for a Golden Globe! But would you believe it if I told you this almost...

KILL OF THE DAY: “Harper’s Island” (2009)

Posted 15 years ago

“Harper’s Island” (2009) CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL OF OUR PREVIOUS “KILLS OF THE DAY”

Judge rules with Marvel over rights to Ghost Rider

Posted 15 years ago

Considering today is a slow ass news day I’ve decided to bring you all some news on GHOST RIDER… But not the upcoming GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE, oh no. I’m talking about the GHOST RIDER comic! You see there’s...

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