Jared Pacheco

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Favorite Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Die Hard. Halloween. American Psycho. Orange County. read more Mallrats. Accepted. The Crow. Grind. Wicker Park. Smokin Aces. TMNT. Running Scared. Freddy Vs Jason. Scream. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. London. A Night at the Roxbury. Dude, Where's My Car?. A Knight's Tale. Serendipity. Garden State. Live Free or Die Hard. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Beerfest.

Likes: Movies. Women. Alcohol. Boston Red Sox. New England Patriots. Horror Movies. read more My bed. Budwesier. Rock. Rolling Stones. Italian Food. Portuguese Food. Females. Sleeping. Girls.Napping. DVDs. Weed. Food.

Kill of the Day: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)

Posted 14 years ago

We continue celebrating the beloved HALLOWEEN franchise today with yet another Kill of the Day from the series. Today’s clip is a short one from HALLOWEEN 4: THE RETURN OF MICHAEL MYERS. In this scene little Danielle Harris is running...

Horror Whores: Halloween (1978)

Posted 14 years ago

Well ladies and gents today we’re continuing right along with the Halloween celebration with yet another clip from, yup you guessed it – the HALLOWEEN franchise! Actually today we’re talking about the legendary original, directed by the great John Carpenter....

Kill of the Day: Halloween II (1981)

Posted 14 years ago

Around here we really love this time of year. I know that may come as a shock to some of you. But let’s face it – we love Halloween. Now that our daily dose of sarcasm is out of the...

Horror Whores: Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)

Posted 14 years ago

Well folks Halloween is right around the corner. You should know this. Especially if you’re here on the pages of AITH. You should also know that this is Michael Myers’ time! That’s why for today’s Horror Whores I’ve decided to...

Kill of the Day: Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

Posted 14 years ago

When you think about awesome death scenes from the HALLOWEEN franchise I’m sure your mind just starts flooding with legendary scenes, right? And I bet you a good amount of those scenes came from HALLOWEEN: THE CURSE OF MICHAEL MYERS....

Kill of the Day: Dark Shadows (2012)

Posted 14 years ago

I’m a couple days removed from finally checking out Tim Burton’s DARK SHADOWS and I’ve got to say – I wasn’t as disappointed as I thought I was going to be. I was expecting something completely tongue and cheek and...

Horror Whores: Piranha 3D (2010)

Posted 14 years ago

Love them or hate them there’s no denying the recent PIRANHA movies are chalk full of smoking hotties. Case and point, today’s Horror Whores. For today’s video we’ve got this awesome clip from PIRANHA 3D where the gorgeous duo of...

Kill of the Day: The Dentist (1996)

Posted 14 years ago

People may have got their first taste of Corbin Bernsen in the hot baseball comedy MAJOR LEAGUE. Not this guy. Nope. When I first laid my eyes on The Bernsen it was in the 1996 slasher gem THE DENTIST! You...

Horror Whores: Rise: Blood Hunter (2007)

Posted 14 years ago

Generally Asian chicks don’t really do it for me. One of the biggest objections to that rule though, is the lovely Lucy Liu. Now while today’s Horror Whores does feature Liu she’s not the one looking hot as Hell! Instead...

Kill of the Day: “The Walking Dead” (2012)

Posted 14 years ago

Did you guys know “The Walking Dead” Season 3 kicked off yesterday? Of course you did! So in honor of that I’ve decided to use a death scene from Season 3, Episode 1 as today’s Kill of the Day. Obviously...

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