Jared Pacheco

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Favorite Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Die Hard. Halloween. American Psycho. Orange County. read more Mallrats. Accepted. The Crow. Grind. Wicker Park. Smokin Aces. TMNT. Running Scared. Freddy Vs Jason. Scream. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. London. A Night at the Roxbury. Dude, Where's My Car?. A Knight's Tale. Serendipity. Garden State. Live Free or Die Hard. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Beerfest.

Likes: Movies. Women. Alcohol. Boston Red Sox. New England Patriots. Horror Movies. read more My bed. Budwesier. Rock. Rolling Stones. Italian Food. Portuguese Food. Females. Sleeping. Girls.Napping. DVDs. Weed. Food.

Horror Whores: “The Vampire Diaries” (2011)

Posted 14 years ago

When you think about horror movies and whores, what comes to mind? Topless babes, premarital sex, showers… ah yes – showers! That got me looking for a nice shower scene to use for today’s Horror Whores and since this show...

Really sexy French girl turns into a frog before sex in Frogz Legz – seriously!

Posted 14 years ago

So you’ve got this insanely hot French chick alone in her room and things are about to go down! She’s got her top off and she is looking sexy! What’s the worst thing that could happen, right? I bet her...

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire finds it’s ‘Seeder’ in actress Maria Howell

Posted 14 years ago

Anyone else getting tired of all this HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE casting? Does anyone even care anymore? Now I don’t know if each character is somehow a big deal in the book but is it really necessary to make every...

Check out three more stills from Tim Burton’s Frankenweenie

Posted 14 years ago

Hard to believe Tim Burton’s FRANKENWEENIE is still well over a month away, isn’t it? Not only have we been talking about this shite forever but lately the FRANKENWEENIE goods seemed to have come to a stand-still. I mean aside...

That Robocop remake not looking too hot? Check out an early script review!

Posted 14 years ago

It’s one pretty demotivating feeling when you see a script review for a flick coming out and it’s nothing but negative. Sure for a flick like Jose Padilha’s ROBOCOP people’s hopes weren’t very high to begin with… but there’s always...

Kill of the Day: Unthinkable (2010)

Posted 14 years ago

For today’s Kill of the Day I decided to throw a curveball at you guys and go with a different kind of ‘horror.’ I’m talking about the ‘horror’ of terrorism and the psychological thriller UNTHINKABLE. For today’s Kill of the...

Take a little off the top when you hit Las Vegas in Eli Roth’s Goretorium! Trailer & details!

Posted 14 years ago

Back in May we got first word on a very intriguing attraction coming to the streets of Las Vegas, Nevada. I’m talking about Eli Roth’s GORETORIUM! Now when this was announced a couple months ago we really had no idea...

Walking Dead illustrator Tony Moore offers up an awesome [REC]3: Genesis poster

Posted 14 years ago

As I sit here to write this article I’m just a couple hours removed from checking out Paco Plaza’s [REC]3 GENESIS. While I’m still trying to feel this one out I can tell you right now my gut reaction is...

Check out the fancy title treatment for the Mortal Instruments: City of Bones adaptation

Posted 14 years ago

Truth be told I could care less about this whole MORTAL INSTRUMENTS thing. I mean isn’t just another TWILIGHT SAGA? So you can see why I’m not getting my hopes up. Last we heard about the project, which will be...

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