Jared Pacheco

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Favorite Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Die Hard. Halloween. American Psycho. Orange County. read more Mallrats. Accepted. The Crow. Grind. Wicker Park. Smokin Aces. TMNT. Running Scared. Freddy Vs Jason. Scream. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. London. A Night at the Roxbury. Dude, Where's My Car?. A Knight's Tale. Serendipity. Garden State. Live Free or Die Hard. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Beerfest.

Likes: Movies. Women. Alcohol. Boston Red Sox. New England Patriots. Horror Movies. read more My bed. Budwesier. Rock. Rolling Stones. Italian Food. Portuguese Food. Females. Sleeping. Girls.Napping. DVDs. Weed. Food.

Imprint picks up Phone

Posted 17 years ago

So we know Hollywood had a thing for remaking international flicks right? Specifically I’m talking about Korean films. Now Hollywood is digging the whole ‘teen horror’ thing. I got it… let’s combine the two! Oh boy… That’s the impression I...

Very Violent Banner

Posted 17 years ago

Fresh off word that THE VIOLENT KIND will be hitting Sundance this year we’ve got a brand new banner to feast our eyes on! The banner, in all it’s vicious glory, can be found above and comes from the film’s...

New Exam Quad

Posted 17 years ago

It was just last week when Jake hit you all with a doozy of a trailer for Stuart Hazeldine’s EXAM. Alright maybe you didn’t find the trailer to be any good but it definitely got me intrigued in this shite…...

Fox Howls in Alaska

Posted 17 years ago

So we’ve got vampire television shows (TRUE BLOD, VAMPIRE DIARIES), we’ve got witches (THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK), hell we even have slashers (HARPER’S ISLAND). Some of these series have been very successful (the vampire ones…) while the others barely lasted...

No Pride/Prej/Zom on TV?

Posted 17 years ago

Remember just a couple days ago, when I told you about the possibility that PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES would be hitting the world of TV mini-series? Well that was bullsh*t. If you recall there was a Twitter account found...

Iliades going to Birds?

Posted 17 years ago

It seems with all the sequels heading our way and all the 3D talk we’ve seemed to forget about remakes for a little while haven’t we? Don’t get me wrong… there’s still so many needless remakes on the way, but...

Pyun does 3D Vamps

Posted 17 years ago

Director Albert Pyun recently tackled a western horror flick called LEFT FOR DEAD that isn’t looking half bad. Unfortunately this has nothing to do with the popular video game LEFT 4 DEAD. Shame. But I’m not here to talk about...

Vicious Descent 2 Clip

Posted 17 years ago

Personally I’m not a huge fan of clips. I’m actually not a huge fan of stills either. I like finding out what happens in a movie as I watch the movie, know what I mean? So clips and stills don’t...

S. Kane Intl poster

Posted 17 years ago

Michael J. Bassett’s SOLOMON KANE has been keeping a very low profile. It feels like the flick could easily be a mainstream movie yet it’s just not there yet… Why not? My vote is the thing just doesn’t ‘pop.’ You...