Jared Pacheco

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Favorite Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Die Hard. Halloween. American Psycho. Orange County. read more Mallrats. Accepted. The Crow. Grind. Wicker Park. Smokin Aces. TMNT. Running Scared. Freddy Vs Jason. Scream. Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. London. A Night at the Roxbury. Dude, Where's My Car?. A Knight's Tale. Serendipity. Garden State. Live Free or Die Hard. Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. Beerfest.

Likes: Movies. Women. Alcohol. Boston Red Sox. New England Patriots. Horror Movies. read more My bed. Budwesier. Rock. Rolling Stones. Italian Food. Portuguese Food. Females. Sleeping. Girls.Napping. DVDs. Weed. Food.

Warner lands on Hyperion

Posted 18 years ago

A little over a week ago, The Hollywood Reporter dropped word that Warner Brothers are moving forward with a flick based on HYPERION CANTOS, the award-winning sci-fi book franchise from Dan Simmons. The first two novels of the franchise are...

3 for Triage

Posted 18 years ago

There’s word coming from The Hollywood Reporter today on a ‘dark tale’ called TRIAGE. Mind you, this doesn’t sound like it would fall into the general ‘genre film’ category. But it’s a slow news day and this has the potential...

Gyllenhaal to Persia?

Posted 18 years ago

PRINCE OF PERSIA is one of my favorite video game franchises. It’s just a blast to play. The story, the characters, the gameplay, the graphics… it’s all grade A in my opinion. So when I first heard it was being...

Twilight video

Posted 18 years ago

We’ve been keeping you updated on Catherine Hardwicke’s TWILIGHT ever since it was announced. The reason being is because it’s got vampires in it. But as the project has progressed, it’s danced along the very fine line between a horror...

Zomb/Strip redband

Posted 18 years ago

We’ve been keeping you updated on anything and everything ZOMBIE STRIPPERS related, just last week Ammon showed you all a bunch of stills from the flick. ZOMBIE STRIPPERS looks like something us genre fans can sit back and have a...

No Cowboys for Christ?

Posted 18 years ago

Back in November, Eric last updated you on the WICKER MAN sequel/remake/copycat: COWBOYS FOR CHRIST. Mind you, I’m talking about a sequel/remake/copycat to the original WICKER MAN, not the Nick Cage starring 2006 remake. The difference between this possible remake...

Kill of the Day #30

Posted 18 years ago

Prom Night BTS clips!

Posted 18 years ago

The upcoming PROM NIGHT looks like one of those cheesy 90s slashers, and truth be told, those are a guilty pleasure of mine. So dare I say I’m looking forward to PROM NIGHT? Mind you not so much to pay...

Anamorph poster

Posted 18 years ago

Last month we hit you with two trailers for ANAMORPH. Scope out the first one here and the second one here. Here’s the synopsis: Five years have passed since Detective Stan Aubray (Dafoe) put away the killer known as “Uncle...

Vacancy for 5

Posted 18 years ago

Love it or hate it, last summer’s motel horror flick VACANCY has warrented a prequel, most likely a direct to DVD one at that. I first told you about said prequel back in October, and Eric updated you a couple...

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