Mike Catalano
1,615 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: The Dark Knight, Kick-Ass, Halloween, Night of the Creeps, Hoosiers, Sneakers, read more Unbreakable, Batman Begins, What About Bob?, May, Black Christmas ('74), Hot Fuzz, Superbad, Bubba Ho-Tep, Dead Alive

Likes: Movies (duh), writing horror novels, the Mrs., the son, anything horror, read more basketball, the North Carolina Tarheels, sandwiches, walks along the shore, days off, my TV, margaritas, writing while drunk, sushi, and The Office. Oh and my forthcoming 2nd son.

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Cool Moon pics

Posted 18 years ago
A while back, I gave you guys a write-up on the Sam Rockwell sci-fi/thrill called MOON. At the end of the article, I mentioned the flick’s May 25th 2009 release date and said how that was a pretty big-time Summer...
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Hell band Neowolf

Posted 18 years ago
People have always said that rock ‘n roll was the devil’s music. So it’s about time we finally got ourselves a horror flick about a “rock band from hell”. The name of the band and the movie is NEOWOLF and...
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Ironside Mutants

Posted 18 years ago
The main reason I decided to look into the following flick was because of its sweet poster. Take a glance at the motherf*cker up top! It just screams “bad ass” to me. Then I found out it starred Michael Ironside,...
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Excl: Bitch Slap pic

Posted 18 years ago
CLICK HERE FOR LARGE VERSION Hot, Kick-Ass, Sexy, F*cked Up, Funny, Slam Bang, Grindhouse, Wild Ride… that was just a handful of words that I would use to describe the new trailer for BITCH SLAP that I just watched. I’m...
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One-eyed Monster

Posted 18 years ago
Oh, we’ve got ourselves one hum(mer)-dinger of a horror/comedy right here! Let’s not get too far ahead of things. Butt I think this member has the juice to really rise to the top of its subgenre! Now prick up your...
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Sack-Head Jason

Posted 18 years ago
I guess you could consider this article a Minor SPOILER, just in case you didn’t want a partial idea of the manner with which Jason Voorhees chooses to conceal his hideous face before he obtains his signature hockey mask. Up...
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Mewes is Bitten

Posted 18 years ago
Damn, it really seems that Mr. Jason Mewes is looking to carve his name into our genre. Having already acted in roles for FEAST, THE TRIPPER, NETHERBEAST INCORPORATED, and the upcoming SILENT BUT DEADLY, the former “yin” to Silent Bob’s...
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Zombies in the Mud

Posted 18 years ago
Great news, you guys! We now have ourselves our first Brazilian Zombie Movie! And wouldn’t ya know it, this one doesn’t seem half bad! It’s called MUD ZOMBIE and, please excuse the pun, it appears that this one ain’t afraid...
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Horror House Fears

Posted 18 years ago
Here’s a potentially fun “house horror” flick that is most likely looking to become another Halloween staple. It’s called HOUSE OF FEARS and for some reason, I am liking the wacky-ass look of the ghoul in the poster up top....
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There will b Saw VI

Posted 18 years ago
Let’s face it. SAW V was basically a big-time letdown. From the lack of surprises (a large infraction) to having a character speak to himself in order to explain plot points to the lackluster ending (a HUGE no-no), the entire...
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