Mike Catalano

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Favorite Movies: The Dark Knight, Kick-Ass, Halloween, Night of the Creeps, Hoosiers, Sneakers, read more Unbreakable, Batman Begins, What About Bob?, May, Black Christmas ('74), Hot Fuzz, Superbad, Bubba Ho-Tep, Dead Alive

Likes: Movies (duh), writing horror novels, the Mrs., the son, anything horror, read more basketball, the North Carolina Tarheels, sandwiches, walks along the shore, days off, my TV, margaritas, writing while drunk, sushi, and The Office. Oh and my forthcoming 2nd son.

Vin Diesel Says He’ll Receive Latest Riddick Script Next Week

Posted 6 years ago

PITCH BLACK was such a great movie. Then Mr. Vin Diesel became a big star and got his own Riddick spin-off, THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK, which… sucked. However, thanks to Diesel's own personal money trees named FAST and FURIOUS, he...

Ryan Reynolds Shares pic of The Rock from Red Notice

Posted 6 years ago

It's The Rock's birthday! No, not the movie starring Nic Cage and Sean Connery. I'm talking about Mr. Dwayne Johnson! To celebrate, the dude's costar, some nobody named Ryan Reynolds, shared a pic of them both on the set of...

Tom Hardy as Capone in Brand New Poster

Posted 6 years ago

Are you guys excited for the new CAPONE film coming to us from infamous writer/director Josh Trank (FANTASTIC FOUR remake)? Tom Hardy is the man and I'd see almost anything with him in it, even though he kinda looks like...

Michael Madsen is stuck in the middle of a funny Reservoir Dogs homage

Posted 6 years ago

I'm sure we all remember the little ear-severing two-step that Michael Madsen performed way back in Quentin Tarantino's RESERVOIR DOGS. Set blissfully to the tune of Stuck in the Middle With You, his character, Mr. Blonde, took great pride in...

Tom Hanks and wife’s blood being used to fight covid virus

Posted 6 years ago

Sherriff Woody to the rescue! As if Tom Hanks couldn't be more amazing! After he and his wife, Rita Wilson, recovered from the Coronavirus, their blood is now being used to develop a vaccine! According to doctors, the two now...

Paul Walter Hauser wants in on a Kevin Smith film

Posted 6 years ago

Hear-ye! Hear-ye! The latest Kevin Smith social media posting has been unveiled! And this one involves the super talented actor, Paul Walter Hauser! Now, in case you haven't registered Mr. Hauser as a household name yet, allow me to educate...

Urban legend or reality? We investigate the Candyman murders! Video!

Posted 6 years ago

Welcome back to the second helping of our brand new investigative mockumentary series, BEHIND THE (MOVIE) KILLER! After cavorting up at Crystal Lake with Jason and his mama in Episode Numero Uno, our monotone moderator, Special Agent Casper Bollocks, has moved...

Sophie Turner Would Kill to be in Future X-Men Movies

Posted 6 years ago

I still have yet to catch last summer's bummer that was X-MEN: DARK PHOENIX, despite being home a lot more often than usual lately. Even if the flick didn't exactly click, Sophie Turner still did a noble job with the...

Stallone shows off some action from the set of Samaritan

Posted 6 years ago

Yo SAMARITAN! Have you heard about Sylvester Stallone's upcoming old-guy-action-movie? It sounds like another perfect vehicle for Sly and if this fresh pic from the set (shared by Stallone himself on Instagram) is any indication, we should be in for...

Country Music King, Kenny Rogers, Passes Away at 81

Posted 6 years ago

Some sad news today, folks. It would appear that The Gambler has played his last hand. Last night, Grammy-winning country music superstar, Kenny Rogers passed away. He was 81 years old. His Twitter account made the following statement: “The Rogers...

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