Mike Catalano
1,615 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: The Dark Knight, Kick-Ass, Halloween, Night of the Creeps, Hoosiers, Sneakers, read more Unbreakable, Batman Begins, What About Bob?, May, Black Christmas ('74), Hot Fuzz, Superbad, Bubba Ho-Tep, Dead Alive

Likes: Movies (duh), writing horror novels, the Mrs., the son, anything horror, read more basketball, the North Carolina Tarheels, sandwiches, walks along the shore, days off, my TV, margaritas, writing while drunk, sushi, and The Office. Oh and my forthcoming 2nd son.

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Holocaust of Psycho

Posted 18 years ago
Got a hankering from some bloodthirsty, wood-dwelling, torture-happy, psychotic killers? Well, never fear because the PSYCHO HOLOCAUST is here! That’s right! If vacationing young adults getting chopped to bits is your thing, then you’re definitely going to want to continue...
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Just Buried poster

Posted 18 years ago
Way back in May, my man Eric dug up the scoop that the Canadian horror/comedy JUST BURIED had just been acquired for distribution. I can’t believe I haven’t heard anything about it since then because the concept sounds like a...
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Grinder goods

Posted 18 years ago
I can’t believe it’s been way over a year since we last wrote about the CHAINSAW MASSACRE-inspired horror called GRINDER. Back then, it was being said that Jessica Simpson’s no-talent, piece-of-trash sister, Ashlee, was going to be cast in it....
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Teen nympho Zombies

Posted 18 years ago
I really don’t see how you could go wrong with the following low-budget zom/com shocker. Here are some key words: Nympho, Bikini, Zombie, Hacking, Spring Break. What more do you honestly need? I could conceivably end this article right after...
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More in Woods

Posted 18 years ago
Way back in July, I gave you guys the first word on a new horror flick called DARK WOODS which was boasting a real rising genre star as its lead in the shape of Tracy Coogan (ZOMBIE HONEYMOON). We now...
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Adkins’ Ninja poster

Posted 18 years ago
HI-YA, mutha-f*ckas! I hope you all remember last month when I mentioned not once, but twice the future of martial arts cinema that is Scott Adkins! Did you really think that would be the end of it?! Hell no! Your...
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Mad cheerleaders

Posted 18 years ago
Ah, is there any better combination for us than cheerleaders and horror? I swear, the two go together like pork and beans! And, as luck would have it, we’ve got ourselves a brand new can to open up! This one’s...
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Clock Tower roles

Posted 18 years ago
Just last week, Jared P. gave us all the heads up that the lovely Ms. Brittany Snow (who now really owes the horror community big time after agreeing to be in the P.O.C that was PROM NIGHT) had just signed...
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Echo Game lezzies

Posted 18 years ago
Friends, I do believe we have a must-see horror on our hands. The flick is called THE ECHO GAME (nice title!) and it seems to be daring to concoct a captivating genre cocktail: the combination of a deep, thought-out storyline...
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Just Brutal

Posted 18 years ago
Okay, to start off, I just have to say that if the writer/director of the following indie horror is remembered for one single thing, it will definitely be his remarkable name: Nuna Minch. Doesn’t that just sound like a horror...
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Top 10 Movies

  1. Avengers: Doomsday
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  8. Heart of the Beast
  9. Spaceballs: The New One
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