Mike Catalano
1,615 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: The Dark Knight, Kick-Ass, Halloween, Night of the Creeps, Hoosiers, Sneakers, read more Unbreakable, Batman Begins, What About Bob?, May, Black Christmas ('74), Hot Fuzz, Superbad, Bubba Ho-Tep, Dead Alive

Likes: Movies (duh), writing horror novels, the Mrs., the son, anything horror, read more basketball, the North Carolina Tarheels, sandwiches, walks along the shore, days off, my TV, margaritas, writing while drunk, sushi, and The Office. Oh and my forthcoming 2nd son.

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Funny/scary Revenant

Posted 17 years ago
Do you guys know what the F a REVENANT is? Neither did I until I came across this current genre flick which is titled, you guessed it, THE REVENANT. Now I’ve got the full, easy definition, and I think it’s...
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Fast Zombies w/ Guns

Posted 17 years ago
You know what really bugs me? Movies with titles that make it impossible to tell what the plot is about. Jeez, it really chaps my ass. Take the flick I came across today. Good luck deciphering what this one’s about....
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By Dawn banshee!

Posted 17 years ago
Hot Damn! We’ve got ourselves a wild and messy one here! I’m fairly stoked to tell you all about a spooky Australian import called DAMNED BY DAWN that is looking to be a freaky little twist on the zombie movie....
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High Lane killer

Posted 17 years ago
A little ways back, I first introduced you guys to a rock-climbing frightener from France called HIGH LANE. Its high-altitude re-envisioning of DELIVERANCE showed some real promise and so do the brand new pics from the flick I just stumbled...
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Pandorum ouch poster

Posted 17 years ago
Just yesterday, Mr. Ammon gave us all a look at the wild new trailer for the sci-fi/horror outing PANDORUM. Today, to accompany the trailer, we’ve got a brand new (and sick) one-sheet! See that image up top?! Damn, that looks...
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Hope for Motel Hell?

Posted 17 years ago
What the hell is the deal with the supposed remake of MOTEL HELL? My man, Eric, reported to you all a long, long ways back that the proposed redo was basically buried in the ground. However, perhaps the idea was...
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Afterlife horror/comedy

Posted 17 years ago
Just the other day, I stated that I had never heard of any horror movies from India. Well, wouldn’t ya know, I just came across number two and I’m already diggin’ it’s horror/comedy vibe! The flick is called IT’S A...
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Gimme my H2 pic!

Posted 17 years ago
Here we go with more on clearly the most-hyped horror flick of 2009, Rob Zombie’s H2. And I still say the f*cking more the f*cking merrier! Let’s face it, Mr. Zombie could do a post about the shape of the...
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Never Let Keira Go

Posted 17 years ago
Keira Knightley may sometimes be a tad on the skinny side, but you can’t deny that she is indeed one of the more gorgeous females in film. She is also one hell of an actress, which makes me pleased to...
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Re-Animator remade 3D

Posted 17 years ago
It’s been a long time since we got on board the RE-ANIMATOR train. However, it hasn’t been long at all since we last rode the remake train. Hence, I find it fitting to combine them both for today’s article. First...
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