Mike Sampson

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Favorite Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, Boogie Nights, Goodfellas, The Jerk, Raiders of read more the Lost Ark, The Untouchables (recent) 21 Grams, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anchorman

Likes: German women, the VX-980 hair blower, my chest hair, fighting beach read more crime, my talking black Trans-Am...oh wait, that's David Hasselhoff

Uwe Boll can die now

Posted 19 years ago

I used to just dislike Uwe Boll’s movies but after seeing some promo clips for his upcoming action/comedy POSTAL, I think I legitimately hate the guy now. Like a personal hatred. There’s a scene in particular from the movie, shown...

Chan and Li’s Kingdom

Posted 19 years ago

The much anticipated pairing of Jackie Chan and Jet Li has finally gotten a formal announcement. Lionsgate and The Weinstein Co. have agreed to co-finance and co-release the film, which will be titled THE FORBIDDEN KINGDOM. Filming will kick off...

Anna movie already?

Posted 19 years ago

Hot off the heels of yesterday’s thrilling paternity proceedings, indie filmmakers Jack and Joseph Nasser have announced their upcoming Anna Nicole Smith biopic. Nothing like the crass exploitation of a dead woman to start your Wednesday right! To play Anna...

Bibb signs for two

Posted 19 years ago

Hottie Leslie Bibb, who you may have seen in TALLADEGA NIGHTS or that old WB series “Popular,” has signed on to star in two upcoming projects. First, she’s joined the production of IRON MAN where she’ll star as a “fast-talking...

1st Get Smart pic

Posted 19 years ago

I want to think I’ll love the upcoming GET SMART remake. Heck it’s got Steve Carell, who is hilarious, and Anne Hathaway, who is incredibly hot. Plus Terrance Stamp? Good stuff all of it. But I’m nervous about director Peter...

Comeback for Phillips?

Posted 19 years ago

Once upon a time Todd Phillips was one of the most promising comedy directors in Hollywood. His hits included ROAD TRIP, OLD SCHOOL and STARSKY AND HUTCH. Then he dropped out of directing BORAT halfway through the film. Larry Charles...

Please Stan, Stop!

Posted 19 years ago

Let’s get this out of the way first: Stan Winston in a legend. Nothing he can do now will strip him of his influence on movies. Michael Jackson is the weirdest mothereffer I’ve ever seen but the dude still did...

Adams Lives for a Day

Posted 19 years ago

I just about love Amy Adams and everything she does but even this might be too tough to handle. Adams has signed on to star in the period piece MISS PETTIGREW LIVES FOR A DAY. You just about had me...

Whole New Helms

Posted 19 years ago

Ed Helms, former “Daily Show” correspondent and current “The Office” star, has signed on to star in and write the upcoming comedy A WHOLE NEW HUGH for Universal. Helms pitched the idea to the studio with Judd Apatow (KNOCKED UP)...

Bloom in Supes 2?

Posted 19 years ago

Now I’m well aware that Page Six of the New York Post isn’t exactly a beacon of journalistic integrity, but they do what they do pretty well and what they do is gossip. Seeing people out and about and reporting...

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