Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Quarantine 2 gets a writer, director and a diverging path from Rec

Posted 16 years ago

QUARANTINE was a troubling film to me, as even though it was essentially a shot by shot, line by line remake of its Spanish predecessor, REC, it somehow managed to end up being a lot worse. Well, it appears someone...

Eclipse debuts the shortest teaser trailer in history

Posted 16 years ago

ECLIPSE, the third and unfortunately not final installment of the TWILIGHT series, has just debuted what might be the world’s shortest teaser trailer, clocking in at ten seconds. But that’s probably still enough to make ten year old girls faint...

Captain America is allegedly John Krasinski’s to lose at this point

Posted 16 years ago

UPDATE – Deadline Hollywood is now reporting that John Krasinski is no longer a candidate for CAPTAIN AMERICA and the studios are currently deciding between Mike Vogel, Garrett Hedlund and Chris Evans… Fox News is now reporting that their sources...

Anna Faris and Chris Evans want your Number

Posted 16 years ago

The world’s best actress for playing a caricature of a dumb blonde, Anna Faris, has lined up a new romantic comedy after THE HOUSE BUNNY became a sleeper hit for Sony last year. If that sounded like I was ripping...

The gender-fuelled motivation behind Disney changing Rapunzel to Tangled

Posted 16 years ago

There’s usually pretty clear motivation behind a title change of a major movie. Usually it’s something about testing or vulgarity (in Kevin Smith’s case), but the reasoning behind Disney’s latest move to change the name of their upcoming animated feature...

Here’s a truly Academy Award winning trailer

Posted 16 years ago

Alright, I know awards season has wrapped, but I just have to shove this in real quick, as I think it’s pretty damn funny. The guys at Britanick.com made this video for Cracked which is supposed to be the “trailer...

Sacha Baron Cohen and Jemain Clement being eyed for Men in Black 3?

Posted 16 years ago

It most definitely slipped my mind that a MEN IN BLACK sequel was actually in the works, probably because the last film was released eight years ago and neither Tommy Lee Jones or Will Smith are officially attached to the...

Is Keanu Reeves serious about a Bill and Ted sequel?

Posted 16 years ago

I’m not exactly sure how amidst all the chaos and interviews of the Oscar red carpet last night, only one real bit of movie news was made, and I’m still not convinced it isn’t a joke. Dodging questions about his...

Mad Magazine parodies Avatar with a series of comics

Posted 16 years ago

So today everyone in the industry is exceptionally hungover from the Oscars, and therefore the news cycle is almost non-existent in the film world. Therefore, I’m reaching into my bag of tricks and pulling out this fun little bit of...

The story behind the Oscars’ Kanye moment you didn’t even know happened

Posted 16 years ago

If you’re like me, you were refilling your beer during the acceptance speech for Best Documentary Short, but if you were watching, you saw a rather odd moment with a confused black dude and a crazy white woman. I just...

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