Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Two girls, one tub in the NSFW Room in Rome poster

Posted 16 years ago

Not content with crafting perhaps the world’s most NSFW redband trailer, ROOM IN ROME has followed that up with the only movie poster I’ve actually had to censor before posting. For those of you unfamiliar with the project, it’s the...

Fast and Furious 5 hauling ass to Brazil

Posted 16 years ago

A few more details are emerging about FAST FIVE, which is the as-absurd-as-expected title for the fifth FAST AND FURIOUS movie. After word that director Justin Lin and stars Diesel and Walker would be back, the film finally has a...

Mark Millar’s next after Kick-Ass is a Scottish superhero flick

Posted 16 years ago

After KICK-ASS hopefully proves its worth in a month or so, what’s next for its creator? Talking to STV, Mark Millar revealed what he wants his next project to be, and it appears he’s not straying too far from his...

New Toy Story 3 poster negates that character countdown

Posted 16 years ago

Tired of waiting for the fill-in-the-blanks TOY STORY 3 poster to clue you in about all the new characters in the upcoming film? Well, BAM check this new poster out (via Yahoo!) which is stuffed to the brim with toys,...

A Space Invaders movie to blast your childhood memories into pieces

Posted 16 years ago

I was stone-faced as I read the news in the LA Times that Warner Bros. is beginning to formulate plans for a SPACE INVADERS movie. I mean, MISSILE COMMAND and ASTEROIDS are already getting their own features; it was only...

CAST THIS: The Flash

Posted 16 years ago

After a drought of potential Cast This candidates for a few weeks or so, we’re finally back with some news about a fairly major role that could soon need casting. Last week, we got word that Greg Berlanti is in...

EXCLUSIVE: New Earthling trailer shows aliens among us

Posted 16 years ago

A little while back, I brought you a teaser trailer for EARTHLING, a sci-fi flick headed to SXSW this year. I thought it had echoes of MOON (albeit with less Kevin Spacey) and now we’re bringing you an exclusive new...

Watch at your own risk: Jersey Shore parodies Best Picture nominees

Posted 16 years ago

Every so often we get a trainwreck of a reality show that captures America’s attention like any real real, horrific, flaming trainwreck would. After The Anna Nicole Smith Show, The Simple Life and a host of others, the flavor of...

UPDATED: Hurt Locker producer in trouble for anti-Avatar Oscar e-mails

Posted 16 years ago

UPDATE: The Academy has spoken, and Nicolas Chartier is not welcome at this year’s awards because of his actions. Seems like a fitting punishment for the man, as I don’t think the film itself should suffer because of one dumbass....

Not sure what the hell is going on in the first After.Life trailer

Posted 16 years ago

So here’s the first trailer for the Christina Ricci/Liam Neeson thriller, AFTER.LIFE, where Christina Ricci is dead, or not dead, I’m not really sure, and Liam Neeson is evil, or not evil, I’m not really sure about that either. In...

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