Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Watch Ron Howard direct an SNL Presidential Reunion

Posted 16 years ago

Holy shit! There are reunions, and there are reunions, and this is one of the coolest things I’ve seen in a long time. Funny or Die has grown into quite a comedy powerhouse, as it managed to assemble all of...

Avatar’s Stephen Lang offered role of Khalar Singh in Conan

Posted 16 years ago

Even though he was bordering on a caricature of the uber-military hard ass, I thought Stephen Lang’s turn in AVATAR as Col. Quaritch was one of the highlights of the film. And it appears someone else thought that too, as...

Netflix expands into mobile while Blockbuster regresses to its old ways

Posted 16 years ago

Two movie powerhouses both have interesting news bits out today, so I thought I’d mash them into one story. Netflix, the champion of the new era of movie rental is expanding even further, while Blockbuster, the dying behemoth is going...

Twitch the Insectoid makes his Toy Story 3 debut

Posted 16 years ago

Since I know how much you guys look forward to my TOY STORY 3 coverage, I decided to jump on this debut of a brand new character from the film. It’s Twitch, the giant insectoid warrior we all totally played...

Breck Eisner gives an update on Flash Gordon

Posted 16 years ago

Amidst a series of interviews to promote his Romero remake, THE CRAZIES, Breck Eisner has spilled a bit about his next project, FLASH GORDON which he promises “will take a long time to make.” The script by Matt Sazama and...

Johnny Depp is My American Lover

Posted 16 years ago

No, this isn’t a post about some strange dream I had that stirred up feelings I didn’t know existed about Johnny Depp. Rather, it’s about a new project from the actor, one where he’s collaborating with his girlfriend of 12...

Kevin Smith never really thought the whole film thing would last anyway

Posted 16 years ago

Despite an almost comical amount of negative press, COP OUT actually manage to make a decent $18M this weekend, a stat that shows that Kevin Smith clearly has a legion of die-hard fans out there who will see his stuff...

Harold and His Purple Crayon getting their own CGI feature

Posted 16 years ago

Fifteen years after Spike Jonze thought about bringing HAROLD AND THE PURPLE CRAYON to life, it appears the film is finally on its way to being made, though Jonze and his former vision are nowhere to be found. Rather, the...

Daniel Radcliffe is Sparks’ Lucky One

Posted 16 years ago

If you think that Daniel Radcliffe is going to take the world’s longest nap on his giant pile of money after HARRY POTTER wraps, think again. The man’s already lining up new projects, and his next appears to be the...

Conan’s Ufaka is MMA behemoth Bob Sapp

Posted 16 years ago

Just a few days after we heard that Mickey Rourke was going to be playing Conan’s father, we have new news from the film, that the villainous role of Ufaka has been cast. Latino Review is reporting that the role...

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