Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Creepy man’s in-depth reviews of Avatar and The Phantom Menace

Posted 17 years ago

Since today is bound to be a rather slow news day seeing as the Oscar noms are consuming all available news oxygen at the moment, I thought I’d share with you something I found a while back, but never had...

Orlando Bloom resurfaces as The Good Doctor

Posted 17 years ago

You remember Orlando Bloom right? You know, the guy who starred in two of the biggest trilogies of all time before more or less dropping off the face of the earth? Well, his pretty face is back in the news,...

First Cemetery Junction trailer shows Gervais’ serious side

Posted 17 years ago

Drama and Ricky Gervais aren’t two things that normally go hand in hand, outside of a particularly tender moment between Tim and Dawn in The Office, or Andy and Maggie in Extras, but it appears the comedy master wants to...

Ong Bak 3 has a teaser trailer already

Posted 17 years ago

I’m not really sure you can call this a teaser trailer for ONG BAK 3. I would instead call it ONG BAK ORIGINS: PART TWO, as the second movie had literally nothing to do with the first, other than it...

Green Lantern concept art reveals aliens galore

Posted 17 years ago

No one knows sci-fi like the folks over at io9, so I’m inclined to believe their claim that these new pictures are indeed concept art from Ryan Reynold’s GREEN LANTERN. They showcase a whole host of aliens, including the concept...

First Losers trailer takes on the A-Team

Posted 17 years ago

If you were looking for a band of secret ops soldiers betrayed by their government, but DIDN’T want it to be based on an ’80s TV show, then THE LOSERS might just be for you. Starring the rather hodgepodge cast...

Now you can visit Avatar’s Hallelujah Mountains, in China

Posted 17 years ago

Alright, so it’s a slow news week with the biggest stories of the last five days being a psychic website and a theory that Stanley Kubrick faked the moon landing, so excuse my reaching here, but I though this was...

Wall Street 2 gets some posters to match that trailer

Posted 17 years ago

Yesterday you got a very quick look at WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS, which apparently doesn’t feel like having a “2” in the title I just noticed. Well, now we have a poster to go along with it, and it...

Danny Elfman scoring The Green Hornet?

Posted 17 years ago

With all the problems that have plagued THE GREEN HORNET since its inception, I’m only half convinced at this point it’ll actually end up seeing the light of day as the next thing you know, we’ll see Seth Rogen walking...

Seth Rogen going dramatic with Michelle Williams

Posted 17 years ago

Well, this was bound to happen sooner or later. Seth Rogen has gotten a little tired of the funny, chubby, schlub roles he’s held for so long, and now that he’s all in shape these days, he’s trying to go...

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