Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Nicolas Cage awoken by a naked man with a Fudgesicle

Posted 15 years ago

I don’t usually copy headlines word for word in my articles, but I didn’t want to change a goddamn thing about this one. While doing press for TRESPASS, a film where Cage plays a man terrorized by invaders in his...

Real Steel 2 as brainstormed by Shawn Levy

Posted 15 years ago

Alright, it seems that I’m writing an article bashing the premise of REAL STEEL every other day, so I’ll lay off for a change as it’s well documented that I think a movie about robot boxing is dumb. At this...

Movie Trailers

Max Payne returns once more in new game trailer

Posted 15 years ago

Judging by the thousands of views the trailer has gotten since we posted it, it seems there is quite a bit of interest in the new MAX PAYNE game, which will be the third title in the series. Rockstar has...

Matt Damon contemplates why he Bought a Zoo in a new trailer

Posted 15 years ago

Matt Damon appears to be shifting into family mode when it comes to his film choices as of late, and WE BOUGHT A ZOO is probably his most heartwarming attempt yet. The Cameron Crowe film follows to “true events” tale...

Samuel L. Jackson on board for Tarantino’s Django Unchained

Posted 15 years ago

Did you really think that Quentin Tarantino was going to make a move about freed slaves and NOT have Samuel L. Jackson cast in one of the roles? Well the inevitable has happened as Jackson has joined the cast of...

Jason Bateman says Arrested Development shoots in summer 2012

Posted 15 years ago

Well it’s been about a month since any new Arrested Development movie rumblings, so naturally it’s time for another bit of info to get you to start salivating gain. In a UK interview for THE CHANGE-UP, Jason Bateman was obviously...

Seann William Scott and Liev Schrieber duke it out in first Goon trailer

Posted 15 years ago

Ready to see the hockey film that Seann William Scott passed over Kevin Smith’s hockey film for? That would be GOON, which has a similar plot to HIT SOMEBODY as it follows a young bruiser in the NHL whose only...

Cool Videos: Breaking down a scene of The Dark Knight

Posted 15 years ago

I’m not sure there’s any film that inspires more undying fan loyalty than THE DARK KNIGHT, so to be featuring a profound criticism of the film is probably just asking for trouble. I’m a fan myself, but I’m always curious...

Adam Scott says a Party Down movie might be shooting this summer

Posted 15 years ago

I thoroughly enjoyed the two seasons and twenty episodes of Party Down when it aired on Starz, but I wasn’t in the camp that it needed particularly many more installments to tell its story about misfit caterers. But some devotees...

Meet the robots of Real Steel in new character posters

Posted 15 years ago

It’s a strange metric to use, but if we were ranking upcoming movies by skepticism, REAL STEEL would be near the top of my list next to BATTLESHIP and ASTEROIDS. The robot punch-a-thon has just debuted four character posters (via...

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