Paul Tassi

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Favorite Movies: Memento, Battle Royale, American Psycho, Gladiator, The Orphanage, Sunshine, The Ring, read more The Prestige, A New Hope, The Last Crusade, Snatch, Fight Club, 300, Evil Dead 2, The Matrix, 500 Days of Summer, The Lion King, Shaun of the Dead, The Dark Knight, Love Actually, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Likes: Macaroni and Cheese, Pen and Ink, Soccer and Tennis, Halo and read more Smash Bros, Rum and Coke, Mila Kunis and Kristin Kreuk

Keanu no longer sad, is quite pumped at the prospect of another Bill and Ted

Posted 16 years ago

Now this is sequel news I can get behind. Keanu Reeves, best known as the internet’s latest celebrity meme, recently sat down with MTV and showed that not only is he not depressed, as previous pictures may have implied, but...

Russell Crowe to learn kung-fu with RZA?

Posted 16 years ago

UPDATE: Maybe not so fast. According to this post on Russell Crowe’s Twitter, “I’m not officially on RZA’s gig. He’s a good friend,inspirational guy, we will see what happens.” 9.14.10: Rapper/actor RZA had quite an announcement to make on the...

Help Will Ferrell set a world record for Megamind

Posted 16 years ago

Dreamworks is really going all out for promotion for MEGAMIND. What, are you worried the 3D ticket sales aren’t the guaranteed cash cow they used to be? And maybe people don’t want to see DESPICABLE ME with different voices? Hm?...

Kate Beckinsale to join Mark Wahlberg smuggling Contraband

Posted 16 years ago

I have a hard time separating out Kate Beckinsale from her role in the “why is this a series?” series UNDERWORLD, and when I do, I remember that her big break was in PEARL HARBOR. And seeing those are her...

Japan is making their own Paranormal Activity sequel

Posted 16 years ago

I see how it is Japan, you’re sick of us ripping you off for horror movie ideas, and so now you’re r ipping us off as payback. You think you’re too good for our ill-concieved PARANORMAL ACTIVITY sequel and think...

Cool Video: “Leaked” footage of a live-action Pokemon movie

Posted 16 years ago

A mysterious bootleg clip of a trailer for a live-action Pokemon movie has popped up online, and I’m not quite sure what to make of it. Around the office here some are speculating that it’s a fan film trying to...

Jennifer Garner has Chemistry with Jeremy Renner

Posted 16 years ago

She’s gone from Syndney Bristow to Elektra to that chick who got dicked over by Jason Bateman in JUNO, and now Garner is prepping her next role. It’s in a dramatic thriller called CHEMISTRY which also boasts so-hot-right-now Jeremy Renner...

Sink your teeth into six new Priest posters

Posted 16 years ago

I don’t know why, but it seems like I’m the go-to guy for every PRIEST story that drops around here, despite the fact I don’t have a terribly large amount of interest in seeing it. Last time I brought you...

The first trailer for The Tourist is an A-list vacation

Posted 16 years ago

Wow, I never quite realized how similar THE TOURIST was going to be to KNIGHT AND DAY. A spy (Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie) ensnares an average citizen (Cameron Diaz, Johnny Depp) to be a distractor for them as the execute...

M. Night Shyamalan to Reincarnate with next Night Chronicles project

Posted 16 years ago

I’m very interested to see DEVIL this weekend (and THE TOWN and EASY A, God, how to find the time?), not because I think it looks all that interesting, but because I want to see how pervasive M. Night’s badness...

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