If you had any doubts of Robert Zemeckis’ BEOWULF, it’s time to put them firmly away. Why’s that? Because the film’s OFFICIAL SITE just scored a brand new, restricted trailer, and it’s as badass as you would have expected it to be!
I’m not saying this beast is gonna be rated R, but what’s given to us here is pointed in the right direction: that PUMPKINHEAD looking mofo f*cking people up left and right (i.e., gory money shots), and Angelina Jolie- Naked. It doesn’t get any better than this, people!
I don’t give a f*ck if she’s animated here, she’s still hot, and as you can see… she’s still naked. Nudity and gore… add those together, and you get a movie that just went from so-so to flippin’ awesome in just 3 seconds.
To join in all the fun, go ahead and click HERE, and check out that restricted trailer. If you’re underage, it doesn’t take a genius to figure out how to trick the system… BEOWULF hits theaters everywhere, even the awesomely cool IMAX 3-D, November 16th.
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