Bloody V UK quad

By Eric Walkuski

Posted 18 years ago

Last Updated on July 27, 2021

I’m curious about MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3D’s tagline: “Nothing says “date movie” like a 3D ride to hell!” Is that true? Will a 3D ride to hell get her hand down my pants? I feel like I have to bring her to TWILIGHT for that kind’ve action. Although she might just fall asleep at that, so I guess BLOODY V it is. Have to wait until January 16th though. That’s okay, the reality is: I am so, so alone…

Anyways, we’ve got the new British Quad for the flick, which is pretty much like the U.S. one-sheet, but still fun. I dig that the ads are actively involving the audience, although I’m sure there are plenty of dumbasses out there thinking this is a movie about a giant pickaxe terrorizing a movie theater. Hey, that actually sounds like an even better idea! Hollywood, call me.

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Here’s the real synopsis: Ten years ago, a tragedy changed the town of Harmony forever. Tom Hanniger, an inexperienced coal miner, caused an accident in the tunnels that trapped and killed five men and sent the only survivor, Harry Warden, into a permanent coma. But Harry Warden wanted revenge. Exactly one year later, on Valentine’s Day, he woke up…and brutally murdered twenty-two people with a pickaxe before being killed.

Ten years later, Tom Hanniger returns to Harmony on Valentine’s Day, still haunted by the deaths he caused. Struggling to make amends with his past, he grapples with unresolved feelings for his ex-girlfriend, Sarah, who is now married to his best friend, Axel, the town sheriff. But tonight, after years of peace, something from Harmony’s dark past has returned. Wearing a miner’s mask and armed with a pickaxe, an unstoppable killer is on the loose. And as his footsteps come ever closer, Tom, Sarah and Axel realize in terror that it just might be Harry Warden who’s come back to claim them…

MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3D stars Jensen Ackles, Kerr Smith, the great Tom Atkins, and the lovely Jaime King (pictured below). It was directed by Patrick Lussier (DRACULA 2000). Check out the trailer below.

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Eric Walkuski

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Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

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