So there's a new animated film coming out called SPARK: A SPACE TAIL about a space monkey who must stop a goofy monkey dictator with his two pals – a DeviantArt ready fox lady and a Dr. Moreau-esque pig abomination – in some far off sci-fi dystopian kingdom. Also Patrick Stewart is in there somewhere.
Anyway, without further ado, here's a clip and trailer from the film:
Yay. More chosen one bullshit. Now, the idea of a kid's movie dealing with revolution is somewhat interesting, but the fact that the animation looks like PS1 cutscenes, no jokes land, and the bad guy is supposed to be dangerous but is instead jokey and goofy are all signs of a bad time at the Wal-Mart $5 bin.
Also, here's the official synopsis:
Spark (Jace Norman) is a wisecracking, teenage monkey who lives on an abandoned planet with his friends Chunk and Vix (Jessica Biel). Thirteen years ago, power-hungry Zhong seized control of their planet Beta, wiping out Spark's family and sending him into hiding. Now, Zhong plans to use the deadly space Kraken to destroy the entire universe, and no one but Spark can stop him.
Meanwhile, SPARK: A SPACE TAIL will swing into theaters April 14th, 2017.
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