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God’s Not Dead 3: A Light in Darkness reveals new cast and plot details

I love the GOD'S NOT DEAD films. They are batshit insane, with atrocious production values, awful acting, and terrible plots that rival Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen joints. It must be noted this isn't anything against religious films (many of the best films...

Posted 7 years ago

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See the first three minutes of The Emoji Movie

Posted 8 years ago

THE EMOJI MOVIE still feels like an elaborate MADTv sketch to me (and not even a particularly clever one). But, alas, it exists, and I’m just going to have to accept it. The abyss is staring back at me, indeed....

The Emoji Movie is still a thing that exists and has released a new trailer

Posted 8 years ago

Contrary to popular belief, I don't like hating things. Mainly because I have high blood-pressure as it is, but also it's always better to like things and be happy (though if I were an emoji, it'd probably be an angry...

Gymkata with Kurt Thomas & Tadashi Yamashita (Arrow Recommends)

Posted 8 years ago

"Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the...

Producer confirms The Fast and the Furious series to end at number 10

Posted 8 years ago

I'll give the FAST AND FURIOUS series this much: I love the diversity of the cast. I also love how the series focuses on family (to an almost comical degree), since it is refreshing to see a franchise that doesn't have...

CG animated sci-fi kid’s film Spark: A Space Tail releases clip and trailer

Posted 8 years ago

So there's a new animated film coming out called SPARK: A SPACE TAIL about a space monkey who must stop a goofy monkey dictator with his two pals – a DeviantArt ready fox lady and a Dr. Moreau-esque pig abomination – in...

Fate of the Furious & Lord of the Rings now share something – a long runtime

Posted 8 years ago

I'm still mad that the official title of the film – the one on the posters and trailers – isn't F8 OF THE FURIOUS. Because, I mean, that's the whole reason you named it that!!! Come on! But I digress…The film itself looks...

A Dog’s Purpose pre-sales strong, despite controversy

Posted 8 years ago

A DOG'S PURPOSE seems destined for the Wal-Mart $5 bin, as its premise is so mauldin and schlocky, it's almost like a bad SIMPSONS spoof of these types of films. And there's obviously a dedicated audience for this kind of...

Alden Ehrenreich and Donald Glover talk about getting cast as Han and Lando

Posted 8 years ago

Being cast as younger versions of nerd icons must be nerve-wracking. I know I couldn't do it (then again, I look like Comic-Book Guy from THE SIMPSONS, so they wouldn't cast me anyway). But that's the task being laid in...

Fast and Furious director Justin Lin to direct Hot Wheels movie

Posted 9 years ago

I can't imagine being in Justin Lin's shoes. You jumpstarted one of the most (preposterously) successful franchises of the decade with the FAST AND THE FURIOUS series, and just directed the critically-acclaimed STAR TREK BEYOND, which was a childhood dream of...

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