Check out the sweet T&A in the new Machete red band trailer

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Sounds like fans who attended the MACHETE party were pleased! Except for Jason Adams who may have gotten taco poisoning.

During the party for the film, three new amazing clips were shown. Two of them involving Machete before getting laid or after getting laid. He seems to get a lot of tang in this film doesn’t he?

Do you want more tang? And I’m not talking about that stuff the astronauts drink. I’m talking ladies sans clothes. There’s also some bad ass action scenes and De Niro sharing a moment with Jeff Fahey. Also you’ve got to be over 18 to watch this, we don’t want your Mothers writing us angry emails. We get enough of those already.

Source: IGN

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