It seems to be an exceptionally slow news day today so I’m going to come at you with details on a little horror/comedy heading our way from Matt Jesperson and Maclain Nelson called LIMPTOOTH. Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like… But before we get into the rundown on this one let me hit you all with some more details.
You see Jesperson and Nelson had recently worked on the independent comedy MOVING MCALLISTER, which starred Mila Kunis and the great Rutger Hauer. Now while the flick was independent in every sense of the word it still had a lot to offer, so here’s hoping LIMPTOOTH follows along that same line! Time for the synopsis? Hell yeah it is! Check it:
Wayne Gretzky, no relation, is a vampire who can’t grow his teeth. His impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky , the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches college history – who better? Attempting to regain his full power, he enlists help from his friend and colleague, Dr. Levine. Nothing works until a new semester brings freshman Chris Keller. She’s a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while rumors fly around the campus. But it all sours when he turns Chris into a vampire and her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the rumors a little too real.
How can you not dig on a vampire horror/comedy with a main character who’s named Wayne Gretzky?? Yeah that’s what I thought. The flick stars Adam Johnson, Gary Cole, Alexis Knapp (below), Julie Gonzalo and Maclain Nelson. But that’s not all! We’ve also got a look at the trailer for LIMPTOOTH over in our videos section. Bet you didn’t see that one coming! Or maybe you did… considering it’s the title of this article.
Regardless you can scope out the trailer for LIMPTOOTH directly below. After you’ve given that shite a look be sure to hit us with your thoughts on this project below and keep it here for more on LIMPTOOTH as we hear it!
LIMPTOOTH (2010) – Trailer
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