Crank 2 teaser poster

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It will be interesting to see if lunatic filmmakers Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor can somehow outshine CRANK, or if that flick was just endorphin-flavored lightning in a bottle.

Either way, accelerating hitman Chev Chelios is back for another preposterous kill-spree in the sequel CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE, this time chasing a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to remain functional. It probably also involves disregard for logic and physics, and doggie-styling Amy Smart in public.

Lionsgate has unleashed the new teaser poster, itself a sequel to the original teaser poster below. Metal!

Source: Lionsgate

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