Damn you’re good! New Machete Kills trailer featuring Danny Trejo, Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson

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Last Updated on August 2, 2021

Machete Kills

A new trailer for MACHETE KILLS has been released and it's a powerful one. The film from director Robert Rodriguez looks like it will be an emotional roller coaster filled with heartache, broken dreams, and one man trying to figure out what his purpose in life is.

Who am I kidding? It's MACHETE f*cking KILLS. The film starring Danny Trejo is going to be about as deep as a puddle in Texas and that's exactly how it should be. This awesome trailer has new footage including scenes with Carlos Estevez (Charlie Sheen), Mel Gibson, Cuba Gooding Jr., Michelle Rodriguez, and Machete (once again) not trusting technology.

"The enemy may have a missile, but we… have Machete!"

Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federal agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States (Charlie Sheen) for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer (Mel Gibson) who has hatched a plan to spread war across the planet.

Also starring Amber Heard, Sofia Vergara, Alexa Vega, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens, Michelle Rodriguez, Edward Olmos, William Sadler, Lady Gaga and Antonio Banderas, MACHETE KILLS is in theaters October 11th, 2013.

Source: JoBlo.com

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