Discover a man and a legend within this action-packed trailer for Machete

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Today must be the day for X-MEN and MACHETE.

There’s been 3 casting stories for X-MEN: FIRST CLASS. Then in MACHETE news, earlier today we rolled out an exclusive poster of Michelle Rodriguez as “Shé”. Now there’s a new trailer for the film that has debuted over at IGN.

While this one isn’t as awesome as the Cinco de Mayo trailer, it’s still good shit. What should you expect? Some narration from Jessica Alba in her big panties (they’re probably boy shorts), Jeff Fahey looking badass, introducing Don Johnson, the always funny Father Cheech Marin, and the sexual appeal of Danny Trejo.

Check it out below.

Source: IGN
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