Those sick puppies over at Fangoria have recognized the rampant rise in demonic posession (or at least movies about it which is basically the same thing), and they do not want you to be unprepared. To that end they have created a Do-It-Yourself Exorcism kit that any self respecting horror fan really needs to check out. Here are the specs:
Demonic possession is at a peak during these End Times, so it’s always safe to have this handy DO-IT-YOURSELF EXORCISM KIT around, just in case.
Long the exclusive domain of a ancient order, the ability to eradicate friends or loved ones of unwanted demons is now in YOUR hands!
Each kit includes:
• 1 purple prayer stole
• 1 holy water decanter (unfilled)
• 1 bright yellow door hanger: “DO NOT ENTER — EXORCISM IN PROGRESS”
• 1 GLOW-IN-THE-DARK rosary beads
• 1 vomit bag
• 1 “official” certificate
• BONUS: 20-page EXORCISM MANUAL containing the ACTUAL CATHOLIC RITE OF EXORCISM!
Click on the small look top right to see the full sized demon fighting goodness, and then make sure to jump through this portal to order your kit.
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