CLOVERFIELD – April 22nd
A giant monster, New York City, and hand-held camera action–if that’s your idea of a good time, then it’s time to bust a nut this April when CLOVERFIELD hits DVD everywhere. Missed it in the theater? Not to worry, this piece is packed with enough goods to keep you coming back for more, and check it out–Easter eggs! How fitting…
The Goods:
UNTRACEABLE – May 13th
Internet websites that kill when it gets enough ‘hits?’ Sounds a lot like how we roll here on AITH! Joking aside (or am I???) Diane Lang hooked it up with an R rated thriller–too bad it was boring as hell… at least the DVD offers a few behind the scenes featurettes, with a promise of Lang showing off her goods to the camera. Just kidding… or am I…???
The Goods:
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CLEANER – May 27th
If you were to tell me that a movie directed by Renny Harlin and starring Samuel L. Jackson, Ed Harris, and Eva Mendes was going straight to DVD I’d tell you that you’re f*cking crazy! Then, of course, I’d be eating my words right now, as CLEANER is just that. Too bad too, because the trailer looked cool, and the concept of a dude who cleans up murder scenes is not only cool, but it’s unique and *gasp* original! Show it some love this Memorial day weekend.
The Goods:
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DIAMOND DOGS – April 29th
I don’t know what it is, but Dolph Lundgren is one bad ass mofo. Is it that rectangular head? Muscular physique? Gruff persona? I don’t know, but he’s gone from playing THE PUNISHER, to kicking Rocky’s ass, to beating the crap out of Jean-Claude Van Damme, and now… straight to DVD action flicks. What can I say, the guy’s still a badass. Though, is it just me, or does the dude on the cover look nothing like Lundgren? Like a few years too young? Hmmm… how bizarre…
The Goods:
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FRIGHTWORLD –May 6th – Because circus’s are freaky and funhouses are anything but fun… what other reasons do you need?
NOBODY LOVES ALICE –June 24th – Because that chick in the back of the room that nobody looks twice at? Yeah, she’s a psychopath.
SLASHERS – May 20th – Because it’s filled with extreme gore and Reality TV featuring slasher killers… sounds like my kind of show!
That’s all for this week! Stay tuned every week for your latest DVD news, and as always, feel free to shoot me an email (ammongilbert@joblo.com
) for any & all DVD news, scoops, and easter eggs!
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