F*ck it, here’s a trailer for Angry Asian Murder Hornets!

Last Updated on August 4, 2022

Look, it’s been a really slow news day today, and I thought maybe some horror fans (like me) might get a kick out of the BIRDEMIC-esque insect effects, the DSLR-level cinematography, and the stilted high-school community theater acting contained in the trailer for the movie ANGRY ASIAN MURDER HORNETS, from the makers of the equally-as-tasteful 5G ZOMBIES.

Here’s the synopsis:

The plot revolves around a fictional invasion of giant, mutated Murder Hornets in Southern California. It’s up to the local Anthropologist to find a way to destroy them before it’s too late, which looks easier said than done in this modern throwback to the 1950’s era giant critter flicks.

Why an anthropologist – who specifically studies humans – of all people is on the case to stop the hornets, is anyone’s guess.

Meanwhile, it’s available on DVD today, if you were so inclined to seek it out.

So what do you guys think? And what’s your favorite bad movie about animal attacks? Either way, sound off below!

Source: YouTube

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