You know it’s a slow news day when some of the biggest news to hit is the storyline for FEAST 3: THE HAPPY FINISH. We’ve heard about scenes from the sequel (check that out HERE), but we haven’t heard what it was really about… until now.
Because you’re foaming at the mouth to find out, here it is. Behold the Official Synopsis for FEAST 3: THE HAPPY FINISH: Picking up moments after the end of Feast II: Sloppy Seconds, the survivors are saved by the mysterious prophet, Shot Bus Gus, who seemingly has the ability to control the beasts. He leads them into the sewers as they travel to the big city. Along the way they get help from karate expert Jean-Claude Seagal and learn that the beasts originate from a place called “The Hive.” Armed with this knowledge, they decide to fight back and destroy the beasts once and for all.
You read that right, Jean-Claude Seagal. How original. I have a feeling that if you got a kick out of FEAST 2, you’re gonna have a blast with FEAST 3.
We’re still awaiting cover art for the third (and final?) FEAST entry, in the meantime, get ready for THE HAPPY FINISH on DVD sometime in January (or February) 2009.
Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude Van Damme in a Panda Suit
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