THE EXPENDABLES 2 is coming your way this summer, with more testosterone, explosions, viagra, and quippy one-liners to level a South American drug lord’s compound and today we’ve got the final poster for the action extravaganza.
Grab your cane and bazooka:
Here’s the synopsis (oh yes, there’s a synopsis):
The Expendables are back and this time it’s personal… Barney Ross, Lee Christmas, Yin Yang, Gunnar Jensen, Toll Road and Hale Caesar — with newest members Billy the Kid and Maggie aboard — are reunited when Mr. Church enlists the Expendables to take on a seemingly simple job. The task looks like an easy paycheck for Barney and his band of old-school mercenaries. But when things go wrong and one of their own is viciously killed, the Expendables are compelled to seek revenge in hostile territory where the odds are stacked against them. Hell-bent on payback, the crew cuts a swath of destruction through opposing forces, wreaking havoc and shutting down an unexpected threat in the nick of time – six pounds of weapons-grade plutonium; enough to change the balance of power in the world. But that’s nothing compared to the justice they serve against the villainous adversary who savagely murdered their brother. That is done the Expendables way…
I’m looking forward to this, as any old-school action fan would, and keeping my fingers crossed for a bloody good cheesefest with lots of neck snaps, helicopter kicks, and clever nicknames to keep the blood coarsing through my veins while I shovel down buttered popcorn and get blinded by someone checking their Facebook status in the middle of the movie.
THE EXPENDABLES 2 opens on August 17, 2012.
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