Go, go Schmoes

Today’s the day we’ve all been waiting for – THE GOLDEN SCHMOES winners have finally been announced! Sure the Oscars are coming up this weekend (good luck hosting JStew), but the awards that all the real movie fans care about are the ones they get to vote on themselves.

So thanks to step papa JoBlo the Golden Schmoes were born, and it’s once again time to cut the cord and spank those babies. A few of the most important results IMHO are:

That’s just a taste, of course. For the whole sweet buffet click here and enjoy the fruit of your labor (or at least the labor of those who got off their lazy asses and voted!)

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