Go party with Machete at Comic-con! There will be tacos, tequila, and cerveza for all!

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It’s going to be pretty hard to top a party like this one.

If you will be hanging out at Comic-con, you might seriously consider adding this to the schedule. Tomorrow starting at 5:00PM there will be an amazing MACHETE party and everyone’s invited!

There are promises of tacos, tequila, and beer! Then to make the deal even sweeter the cast from the film with be there (except Lohan) along with director Robert Rodriguez. Then at 9:00 there will be a huge outdoor screening of exclusive footage from the film.

After the footage, you can officially start getting drunk and make your way over to get a quick grab of Jessica Alba’s ass. Don’t worry, you won’t get in trouble. There will be plenty of other people there to blame it on.

Check out the invite below!

Source: JoBlo.com

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