There’s this little movie out there called PARANORMAL ACTIVITY. You guys ever hear of this one? By this point who hasn’t heard of PARANORMAL ACTIVITY? Hell everyone and their grandmothers are talking about this movie!
What?? You haven’t had the chance to check this potentially amazing movie out? Well neither have I… so we must DEMAND IT! Now hold on, hold on… Before you throw rocks at me stating how you’ve been demanding the shite out of this bad boy for weeks… we’ve got a nice little incentive now!
We got an email from Paramount Pictures today passing along the good word that if PARANORMAL ACTIVITY hits 1 Million ‘demands’ then it’ll open wide! This is a huge opportunity for not only Oren Peli’s ACTIVITY, but independent films everywhere. Is this shite really that scary? Well I can’t wait to find out! We’re just about halfway there as I type this so if you haven’t ‘demanded’ PARANORMAL ACTIVITY yet be sure to DO THAT NOW! And be sure to tell your friends too! We’ll be keeping a close eye on the progress of PARANORMAL ACTIVITY so be sure to check back for updates.
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