I’m starting to get a little tired of seeing all the money shots from anticipated horror flicks hitting the net before the movie ever sees the screen. For fans it’s tough not to check ’em out, and for us here at AITH it’s our job to let you good people know what’s up.
That said, if you are going to give us a look then make it something worth watching. Yahoo Movies just posted three clips from THE HILLS HAVE EYES remake, and it’s about the sorriest bunch I’ve ever seen. One of ’em has basically been seen in a better version before, and the other two are all foreplay with no climax.
It’s like renting porn at a hotel and then discovering you’re in a state that requires the good stuff be edited into Skinemax humping. The whole point of checking it out is removed (see Playboy Playmate Monica Leigh demo-ing this principle below).
Still, you’re all capable of making your own decisions so here’s the link to the clips if you must waste your time. Just don’t say you weren’t warned.
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