Read the latest horror movie reviews at JoBlo Movie Network — honest, in-depth takes on the biggest blockbusters, indie favorites, streaming premieres, and everything in between.
PLOT: An unkillable slasher breaks loose in a town overrun by flesh-eating ghouls under the control of a succubus. REVIEW: One of the major selling points for director Brett DeJager’s slasher / zombie movie mash-up BONEJANGLES is the fact that...
PLOT: Art the Clown stalks the streets of New York City on Halloween night, killing anyone who crosses his path. REVIEW: Over the last ten years, writer/director Damien Leone seems to have been endeavoring to build his own horror icon in...
PLOT: After suffering a very personal loss, Caesar embarks on a perilous quest to put an end to the leader of a human army, an uncompromising Colonel who wants to see every last ape eliminated. REVIEW: I feel like we...
"Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the...
PLOT: When a blood transfusion starts to turn his hemophiliac son into a vampire, a single father has to figure out how to save his child before it's too late. REVIEW: Vampire movies can tend to be rather fantastical, but...
PLOT: On the eve of undergoing a massive makeover, a local British radio station is suddenly flooded by a ghastly transmission thought to be the voice of a recently murdered young woman. REVIEW: More than a decade has transpired since...
"Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the...
PLOT: When the colonization crew of the deep-space Covenant vessel lands on a distant planet that seems perfectly habitable, a lethal multiform alien parasite is the only living organism awaiting them. REVIEW: Very few filmmakers – current, contemporary, dead, alive,...
"Arrow Recommends is a column that has my sorry ass advise older movies to your royal asses. I will be flexible in terms of genres i.e. I will cover whatever the bleep I want. For now, it will be the...
A note: This is a mostly spoiler-free review. However, it’s also mainly meant for people who’ve already seen ALIEN: COVENANT, as I won’t be providing an extended synopsis or detailed descriptions of scenes. So consider this a place where you...
